An important question for important times

Saltandgin · Post by **Saltandgin** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Could a monkey with a flick-knife take a polar bear? :shock:

Spicy McSangre Jig · Post by **Spicy McSangre Jig** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:46 pm

Take him where?

Fishing? Yachting? Bowling?

Is the monkey drunk?

I need details, here!

Saltandgin · Post by **Saltandgin** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:58 pm

A one-on-one duel, like in the thriller video. But no Jesus juice.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:22 pm

yup, monkeys are BADASS

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:25 pm

if nothinng sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stay in the pan?

RIPT · Post by **RIPT** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:27 pm

Saltandgin wrote:Could a monkey with a flick-knife take a polar bear? :shock:

No. Anything else you want to know?

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:45 pm

Monkeys cannot defeat Polar Bears.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:46 pm

If there's always room for jello, how does it fill up the mold?

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:51 pm

"A steady rhythm is the source" - B. Eno, 1974

190Flask · Post by **190Flask** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:55 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:if nothinng sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stay in the pan?

You have to hold the pan right side up. Of course if you turn it upside down it won't stay! Silly.

Saltandgin · Post by **Saltandgin** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:57 pm

It's a silly question I admit, but you'll find yourself thinking about it at lunch-break.

190Flask · Post by **190Flask** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:00 pm

Aww, I just now read it!

I'm going with the polar bear. If the monkey could somehow defend himself with it...well, the polar bear with one swipe would de-weapon him. For sure. They can take some shit and still keep going.

Saltandgin · Post by **Saltandgin** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:04 pm

You see a monkey can use basic tools and act pretty damn savage, I've seen what they can do to, I'm still shaken to this day.

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:15 pm

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:18 pm

Unless the monkey had MacGuyver genes it wouldn't last one round with the polar bear.

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