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My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
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zak wrote:My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
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i am surprised something like that didn't happen to me after all those nights of me coming home pissed drunk and trying to get into several different apartments before finding mine.

Blackouts are wonderful though, aren't they?

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Want to come over and "meet" my evil neighbor (the one we call psycho boy and his bitch wife)?? I'll provide the booze and the bat!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome (Other than the bat part)

When I was 19 I was trying to figure out why my key didn't work in the lock. Then I started banging on the door and shouting at my roommate. Then I started knocking on "His" bedroom window.

The girl told me "Cameron, You live NEXT DOOR!"

Oh yeah...Sorry 'bout that!
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zak wrote:My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
zak, you're totally normal. You're neighbor's the weirdo.

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