i have no clue how this happened, but
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i have no clue how this happened, but
My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
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Re: i have no clue how this happened, but
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I've misunderstood that.
I've misunderstood that.
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Re: i have no clue how this happened, but
Nothing like waking upn to someone menacing you with an instrument of destruction.zak wrote:My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome (Other than the bat part)
When I was 19 I was trying to figure out why my key didn't work in the lock. Then I started banging on the door and shouting at my roommate. Then I started knocking on "His" bedroom window.
The girl told me "Cameron, You live NEXT DOOR!"
Oh yeah...Sorry 'bout that!
When I was 19 I was trying to figure out why my key didn't work in the lock. Then I started banging on the door and shouting at my roommate. Then I started knocking on "His" bedroom window.
The girl told me "Cameron, You live NEXT DOOR!"
Oh yeah...Sorry 'bout that!
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Re: i have no clue how this happened, but
zak, you're totally normal. You're neighbor's the weirdo.zak wrote:My neighbor woke me up this morning. Apparently I got pretty drunk last night cause I woke up to my neighbor holding a bat and asking several questions. It took me several minutes to undrunk up enough to let him know that I lived across the street. Until the police came by this morning,(apparently they where called after I left) I didn't know how I even got into the house. Great way to meet the neighbors.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.