People should come equipt with a Retard-o-meter

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:06 pm

And I should be able to choke the shit out of anyone that gets above a certain number. Or if they say something that causes the meter to spike, I should be able to punch them, right in the fucking mouth.

I hate people.

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:07 pm

I sense a bad day at the office. Bummer. I'll do a shot for you. :twisted:

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:08 pm

People suck.

Have a drink on me buddy, that'll cheer you up a little.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:08 pm

Shmoo wrote:I sense a bad day at the office. Bummer. I'll do a shot for you. :twisted:

Don't you haveto go back to work soon?

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:09 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:And I should be able to choke the shit out of anyone that gets above a certain number people.

I got your back.

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:12 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
Shmoo wrote:I sense a bad day at the office. Bummer. I'll do a shot for you. :twisted:
Don't you haveto go back to work soon?

Well, like you said...people suck. I haven't heard back from my former boss since that lunch meeting. I doubt I get a job until '06.

dez · Post by **dez** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:28 pm

I don't hate all people. Just the ones I've met.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:31 pm

happyholiDEZ wrote:I don't hate all people. Just the ones I've met.

I'm not giving the other ones the benefit of the doubt.

dez · Post by **dez** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:33 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
happyholiDEZ wrote:I don't hate all people. Just the ones I've met.
I'm not giving the other ones the benefit of the doubt.

Way to play it safe. I'd rather just assume that I am always in the wrong place at the wrong time. And that there is a village out there, somewhere, full of brainy, funny people who don't lack common sense. I will find this village. I will live there. They will evict me and I will cry.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:34 pm

happyholiDEZ wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:
happyholiDEZ wrote:I don't hate all people. Just the ones I've met.
I'm not giving the other ones the benefit of the doubt.
Way to play it safe. I'd rather just assume that I am always in the wrong place at the wrong time. And that there is a village out there, somewhere, full of brainy, funny people who don't lack common sense. I will find this village. I will live there. They will evict me and I will cry.

I suppose every village needs an idiot.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:35 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
I suppose every village needs an idiot.

Damn, that was harsh even for me, never mind.

dez · Post by **dez** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:35 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:
I suppose every village needs an idiot.
Damn, that was harsh even for me, never mind.

It's okay. You wouldn't make it there either. Trust me. I know these people like I invented them myself.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:41 pm

Maybe it's the holiday season affecting me, because I would like to garotte the next jackass that says "Merry Christmas" with a string of Christmas lights.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:42 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:Maybe it's the holiday season affecting me, because I would like to garotte the next jackass that says "Merry Christmas" with a string of Christmas lights.

Merry Christmas, motherfucker!

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:47 pm

Goosemistletoerustynail wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:Maybe it's the holiday season affecting me, because I would like to garotte the next jackass that says "Merry Christmas" with a string of Christmas lights.
Merry Christmas, motherfucker!

Jerk.

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