So...I should market STFU Ale

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So...I should market STFU Ale

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with a picture of me slapping the shit out of a red-headed stepchild. Because this will discourage children from drinking.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/connec ... _on_label/

asshats.

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I want to know how kids are even going to see this? Do they let children wander the aisles looking at beers?
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Are they going to start putting black film over the beer coolers like they do over the adult magazine rack?

Santa on a beer label won't make kids want to drink. Being repetively let down by life will.

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If I was a kid and happened upon this ugly mofo elf, I'd probably run screaming from the retail establishment. I think the teetotallers are looking a gifthorse in the mouth.

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why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Cop-outs for the masses. It's scary that many people believe in this shit. It really works. Produce some bogus surveys and the sheep will follow.
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I'd like to buy many people (not on this board) a sixer of STFU ale, as I'm sure they'd like to leave a case on my doorstep.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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gerald_weigel wrote:I want to know how kids are even going to see this? Do they let children wander the aisles looking at beers?
I second this. Politicians need to focus on more important matters. Geez!
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they just dont have anything better to do

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