Intervention sucks!!!

louhan · Post by **louhan** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:21 am

Wow, my first intervention was today it sucked....

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:29 am

louhan wrote:Wow, my first intervention was today it sucked....

After the fourth you get your patter nailed down hard and fast and so can get out in a few minutes and get into a fifth.

Until then, read and learn.

louhan · Post by **louhan** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:44 am

thanks man I could have used this about 3 hours ago

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:58 am

So are you gonna share all the juicy details or are you gonna just keep us in suspense all day?

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:46 pm

Lemm-yule-el wrote:So are you gonna share all the juicy details or are you gonna just keep us in suspense all day?

Seriously.

Ironically, I've yet to be cornered for an intervention, despite the fact that I'm extremely open about my heroic (dangerous) drinking habits. So I'd like to know what to expect, since it's only a matter of time.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:00 pm

IntoxiChristmas wrote:
Lemm-yule-el wrote:So are you gonna share all the juicy details or are you gonna just keep us in suspense all day?
Seriously.

Ironically, I've yet to be cornered for an intervention, despite the fact that I'm extremely open about my heroic (dangerous) drinking habits. So I'd like to know what to expect, since it's only a matter of time.

I had a pseudo mini intervention once.
My Mom said she needed to "talk" to me about my drinking.
We went out to breakfast and she said I shouldn't drink so much.
I said the biscuits and gravy were excellent.

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:01 pm

Lemm-yule-el wrote:
IntoxiChristmas wrote:
Lemm-yule-el wrote:So are you gonna share all the juicy details or are you gonna just keep us in suspense all day?
Seriously.

Ironically, I've yet to be cornered for an intervention, despite the fact that I'm extremely open about my heroic (dangerous) drinking habits. So I'd like to know what to expect, since it's only a matter of time.
I had a pseudo mini intervention once.
My Mom said she needed to "talk" to me about my drinking.
We went out to breakfast and she said I shouldn't drink so much.
I said the biscuits and gravy were excellent.

You should've broken her elbow and thrown her through a plate-glass window.

Illuminatus · Post by **Illuminatus** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:38 pm

IntoxiChristmas wrote:
Lemm-yule-el wrote:
IntoxiChristmas wrote: Seriously.

Ironically, I've yet to be cornered for an intervention, despite the fact that I'm extremely open about my heroic (dangerous) drinking habits. So I'd like to know what to expect, since it's only a matter of time.
I had a pseudo mini intervention once.
My Mom said she needed to "talk" to me about my drinking.
We went out to breakfast and she said I shouldn't drink so much.
I said the biscuits and gravy were excellent.
You should've broken her elbow and thrown her through a plate-glass window.

Yeah, but one broken plate-glass window is worth about 10 cases of beer.

Malkor · Post by **Malkor** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:54 pm

this board seems to have been plauged with interventions the past week

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:23 pm

Malkor wrote:this board seems to have been plauged with interventions the past week

Maybe it has something to do with the approaching holidays. :?

Malkor · Post by **Malkor** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:27 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:
Malkor wrote:this board seems to have been plauged with interventions the past week
Maybe it has something to do with the approaching holidays. :?

very possible,

louhan · Post by **louhan** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:32 pm

well I walked into my 9 oclock final and was pretty hungover I look like shit (honestly I was still drunk from yeterday) and as I walked out the dean was waiting for me he took me into his office and had an alcohol couciler in there and they called my parents and told them I was an alcholic and needed therapy GOD these people need to get lives

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:50 pm

louhan wrote:well I walked into my 9 oclock final and was pretty hungover I look like shit (honestly I was still drunk from yeterday) and as I walked out the dean was waiting for me he took me into his office and had an alcohol couciler in there and they called my parents and told them I was an alcholic and needed therapy GOD these people need to get lives

What did you do to deserve this?! Transfer my friend.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:52 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:...Transfer my friend.

Fuck transfer, try arson!

Drunk Tank · Post by **Drunk Tank** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:08 pm

You aught to come here to mighty Chico state. Over here you are looked at funny if you don't show up to your nine AM with a cocktail in hand. It's the land of milk and honey and since everyone out here is a raging alcoholic nobody preaches at you. I'll start the paperwork

Intervention sucks!!!

Intervention sucks!!!

Re: Intervention sucks!!!