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Her wrote:Frozen beaches don't count.
OK, then, how about we go to Bora Bora?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Mayhem wrote:
Her wrote:Frozen beaches don't count.
OK, then, how about we go to Bora Bora?
Ab-so-fucking-lutely.

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JudgeLyonell wrote:
Her wrote:Frozen beaches don't count.
Mayhem is touchy about the subject of his ex wife.
By frozen bitch is in Sweden.
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Scotty wrote:Is this one of those I'm not touchin it with a ten foot pole answers? Otherwise I'm horny.
If I had a ten foot pole I'd be touching it all the time.
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steved wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:Nothing breaks a hangover like sex. Nothing. Insurance should cover it.
Is there a full torte joke in here somewhere? Can insurance ever be funny?
That would be great insurance. But not if it had a co-pay. Then it would be a real crime, prostitution, versus a legalized crime, insurance.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Fast Cast wrote:
steved wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:Nothing breaks a hangover like sex. Nothing. Insurance should cover it.
Is there a full torte joke in here somewhere? Can insurance ever be funny?
That would be great insurance. But not if it had a co-pay. Then it would be a real crime, prostitution, versus a legalized crime, insurance.
You mean co-pay or ho-pay?
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Fast Cast wrote:
Scotty wrote:Is this one of those I'm not touchin it with a ten foot pole answers? Otherwise I'm horny.
If I had a ten foot pole I'd be touching it all the time.
OMG... me too. Mine not yours.


























OK, I would wanna touch yours if you had one. :oops:
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Bumpz0rized.

Hangover hornies are fun. I get them sometimes, not always though.
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Her wrote:Is it just me or do any of you also get majorly horny when hungover?
yes; horny instead of hungover

i'm sure i had a conversation about this with someone on here before...
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Oh, baby, oh, baby!!
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I'm horny all the time.. but I have apenis, so I guess it's to be expected
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So, Her, how is it all working out for you? got any prospects?

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since i usually post last replys, aka-parting shots, le petite morte, sorry..., here's a towel, ...must be dehydrated--didn't mean to hit the cat with the bb gun, wow, that's a mess., nothing works and eases a hangover like a happy ending. and for some reason, despite the alcoholic bombardment, the happy nazi wants battle.
"that's really a fine thing, when a man of god begins hanging around a place like this with a bunch of dirty drunks and gamblers. if he wasn't a chaplain," general dreedle muttered, "i'd have him taken outside and shot."

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devo wrote:since i usually post last replys, aka-parting shots, le petite morte, sorry..., here's a towel, ...must be dehydrated--didn't mean to hit the cat with the bb gun, wow, that's a mess., nothing works and eases a hangover like a happy ending. and for some reason, despite the alcoholic bombardment, the happy nazi wants battle.
I'm confused.
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yikes. yer not even upside down yet.
"that's really a fine thing, when a man of god begins hanging around a place like this with a bunch of dirty drunks and gamblers. if he wasn't a chaplain," general dreedle muttered, "i'd have him taken outside and shot."

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