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I may have found the perfect job

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So I was thinking of relocating as Im sick to death of being in the same small town my whole life and Ive always thought of spending some time living in a city, so I started looking for work and found a job that would take me all over the world and let me move too, backstage security! I get to be paid to travel and have my accomodation paid for and I also get to hang backstage and stop Idiots from hassling the bands, got my first meeting with the company on thursday

wish me luck you bastards, I may be coming to a town near you!
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Totally cool!

Can you get me backstage passes?

unless the band really sucks, of course.
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i'll bet you could be at least half in the bag on the job too, as long as you remember which skulls to crack
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I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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liquor&poker wrote:I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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liquor&poker wrote:I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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I want to open a chocolate shop (like Bob Libs or the one in the movie Chocolat) but I lack the big breasts. :(
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Tipsy McStagger wrote:
liquor&poker wrote:I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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Maybe it's architectural trusses?
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Mayhem wrote:
Tipsy McStagger wrote:
liquor&poker wrote:I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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Maybe it's architectural trusses?
oh god. nastiest-ever SNl original skit. Didn't he say something like "I"m going to need help with this truss" :shock: (i wanted the puking yellow face, but we don't have it)
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Savage wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
Tipsy McStagger wrote: Image
Maybe it's architectural trusses?
oh god. nastiest-ever SNl original skit. Didn't he say something like "I"m going to need help with this truss" :shock: (i wanted the puking yellow face, but we don't have it)
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute!! I'm going to need help with these trusses!!

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heh.
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Malkor wrote:So I was thinking of relocating as Im sick to death of being in the same small town my whole life and Ive always thought of spending some time living in a city, so I started looking for work and found a job that would take me all over the world and let me move too, backstage security! I get to be paid to travel and have my accomodation paid for and I also get to hang backstage and stop Idiots from hassling the bands, got my first meeting with the company on thursday

wish me luck you bastards, I may be coming to a town near you!
How big bands are we talking about here? We get quite a few big bands playing at The Zodiac in Oxford, and occasionally some good ones in Bedford, if you get the job and are ever in the town where i am, lets hang out. And if i get to meet a band i like and watch you kick people's heads in, all the better.
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Tipsy McStagger wrote:
liquor&poker wrote:I landed a pretty sweet job a couple months ago. I design trusses. They got me hooked up with my own office wit a window and a dual monitor system and I hardly get bothered all day. Just listen to music and get my shit done.
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I don't know how you got that photo...but what I do behind closed doors is none of your damned business.
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