I met this stoner chick

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:26 pm

I go to Schlotskies the other day and the girl working there, besides having the prettiest blue eyes you ever saw, is all checking me out. Well, long story short, she's a total pothead and she's been checking me out for some time. So I called her on my break to day. Some pro's:

-she's fucking hot!
-first words out of her mouth "do you smoke pot?" Subsequent conversation involved a large hookah that she and her potentially hot friend were smoking up on as we spoke.
-next question was "are you into porn?" The way she asked it didn't sound like she was disgruntled about an ex that was a pr0n addict. More like she was afraid I wasn't into porn and wouldn't approve.
-question after that was, "are you into metal?" Subsequent converstation included In Flames and how she was the only one smoking a full blunt at Opeth (which I find a little hard to believe)

So to sum up, she's hot, she smokes out, she's freaky as hell, and she wants me to come over. I'm apprehensive. Is this too good to be true are am I being a nervous nelly. What do y'all think?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:29 pm

Some chick is asking you to come over and youre posting on a message board?

GO!

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:30 pm

Sally forth young man. No matter what the outcome, you're sure to come out with some interesting stories.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:31 pm

I think it sounds like you have a joint for her to smoke. *cough, cough*

Cheffie · Post by **Cheffie** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:31 pm

At least someone is having an exciting evening, with possibilities. Go for it, why not.

I am bored out of my skull and Hubby and I are too unmotivated. 11 hour workdays do that, but oh the sweet, fat overtime for me, plus salary! More money to spend on convention. Maybe bowling? Now I am really reaching.

Just swathe thee in latex, young man.

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:32 pm

DUDE! GET OUTTA HERE!

Dirty Lou · Post by **Dirty Lou** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:32 pm

It's not too good to be true. It's just right. What, are you looking for eternal love? The girls you don't take home to mama are the girls you take to the hotel.

Protection, Master P, protection.

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:34 pm

Sweet Lou wrote:It's not too good to be true. It's just right. What, are you looking for eternal love? The girls you don't take home to mama are the girls you take to the hotel.

Protection, Master P, protection.

No, I just don't want to wake up with no wallet and a huge knot on my head.

Post by **Judge** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:34 pm

As a father of two women. I tell ya....if she's advertising the merchandise with a full page ad, she just wants to make a sale, not engage in a long term partnership.

Buy the ride man, and walk away and tell about it to your grandsons.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:35 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:
Sweet Lou wrote:It's not too good to be true. It's just right. What, are you looking for eternal love? The girls you don't take home to mama are the girls you take to the hotel.

Protection, Master P, protection.
No, I just don't want to wake up with no wallet and a huge knot on my head.

Leave teh wallet at home...she's not Ms Right, she's Ms Right Now, and maybe Ms 45 Minutes From Now

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:35 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:
Sweet Lou wrote:It's not too good to be true. It's just right. What, are you looking for eternal love? The girls you don't take home to mama are the girls you take to the hotel.

Protection, Master P, protection.
No, I just don't want to wake up with no wallet and a huge knot on my head.

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:36 pm

JudgeLyonell wrote:As a father of two women. I tell ya....if she's advertising the merchandise with a full page ad, she just wants to make a sale, not engage in a long term partnership.

Buy the ride man, and walk away and tell about it to your grandsons.

That was very well put.

Dirty Lou · Post by **Dirty Lou** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:38 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:
Sweet Lou wrote:It's not too good to be true. It's just right. What, are you looking for eternal love? The girls you don't take home to mama are the girls you take to the hotel.

Protection, Master P, protection.
No, I just don't want to wake up with no wallet and a huge knot on my head.

Ok, just throw the first punch and you should be golden!

Post by **Judge** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:39 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:
JudgeLyonell wrote:As a father of two women. I tell ya....if she's advertising the merchandise with a full page ad, she just wants to make a sale, not engage in a long term partnership.

Buy the ride man, and walk away and tell about it to your grandsons.
That was very well put.

So put it very well you cigar smoking, hawaiian shirt wearing hippy. Get it done man..

Jr_DeCaveman · Post by **Jr_DeCaveman** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:56 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:Some chick is asking you to come over and youre posting on a message board?

GO!

agreed get over their, get good and drunk/ripped and fuck the living shit out of her

I met this stoner chick

Should I shag her and possibly her friend as well while smoking on her fat hookah?

I met this stoner chick