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Fred O'Lisby
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My liqour store loves me

Post by Fred O'Lisby »

So the first time I've been in legally, Andy gave me a free Canadian Mist shirt. Not one of my favorite whiskies, but I'll wear it. I know it's a promotional item, but they really don't just give them to anybody. You gotta be a regular.


The funny thing is Andy is an Indian guy 15 years my senior, but we've been at the same parties.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

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