Ha! Classic one, haven`t seen that in a long time. Maybe I should go and get two cases of beer with one of these things. On mondays it`s extra stressful to carry them by mere muscle power.Duluoz wrote:Just ask Klaus...
Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
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Drink!
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You need some kind of private license where I work now to drive one.
In my youth we'd be having people hang on the backside for counterbalance and if it were after lunch the driver would almost certainly be stoned.
Keep up the good work!
In my youth we'd be having people hang on the backside for counterbalance and if it were after lunch the driver would almost certainly be stoned.
Keep up the good work!
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Thank god for that spambot reviving this thread. Otherwise, I wouldn't have gotten to see Klaus again, and relive my own forklift driving escapades.
Wasn't drunk, as i was 19-20 at the time, but damn, was I hung over.
Wasn't drunk, as i was 19-20 at the time, but damn, was I hung over.
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As far as can be told, Marin_09 isn't a spambot (being located in the US, whilst pointing to a site in a very obscure Australian backwater might be a clue). However, we're watching, always watching...Jollyroger1210 wrote:Thank god for that spambot reviving this thread...
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Duly noted.Palinka wrote:As far as can be told, Marin_09 isn't a spambot (being located in the US, whilst pointing to a site in a very obscure Australian backwater might be a clue). However, we're watching, always watching...Jollyroger1210 wrote:Thank god for that spambot reviving this thread...
"I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."
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Re: Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
Speaking of Diesel:
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"