It's more fun than the electric lifts because the diesel engine has a lot more torque. But friday I put a fork through a wall.
Was that bad?
Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
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Re: Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
Only if you spilled your beer.Mongeaux wrote:Was that bad?
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Re: Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
Nah I just sneak off the loading dock and burn one. Gotta love night shift - fewer people to hit.Martini Time wrote:Only if you spilled your beer.Mongeaux wrote:Was that bad?
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I'm sure the wall was asking for it. They usually are.
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
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Prezactly what I'm talking about. Wish I had a forklift handy to teach a few lessons around here. Maybe one that can fly, 'cause my roof is acting high and mighty lately too...Mongeaux wrote:Well it was just standing there, daring me. Thinking it was so immovable...arrogant fucker....WastelessPointOfTime wrote:I'm sure the wall was asking for it. They usually are.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
Roofs...don't get me started about Roofs! All high and mighty....WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Prezactly what I'm talking about. Wish I had a forklift handy to teach a few lessons around here. Maybe one that can fly, 'cause my roof is acting high and mighty lately too...Mongeaux wrote:Well it was just standing there, daring me. Thinking it was so immovable...arrogant fucker....WastelessPointOfTime wrote:I'm sure the wall was asking for it. They usually are.
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But here, in our little village of Anatevka,Mongeaux wrote:Roofs...don't get me started about Roofs! All high and mighty....WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Prezactly what I'm talking about. Wish I had a forklift handy to teach a few lessons around here. Maybe one that can fly, 'cause my roof is acting high and mighty lately too...Mongeaux wrote: Well it was just standing there, daring me. Thinking it was so immovable...arrogant fucker....
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The fiddler fiddles with himself.General wrote:But here, in our little village of Anatevka,Mongeaux wrote:Roofs...don't get me started about Roofs! All high and mighty....WastelessPointOfTime wrote: Prezactly what I'm talking about. Wish I had a forklift handy to teach a few lessons around here. Maybe one that can fly, 'cause my roof is acting high and mighty lately too...
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one word: tradition!Mongeaux wrote:The fiddler fiddles with himself.General wrote:But here, in our little village of Anatevka,Mongeaux wrote: Roofs...don't get me started about Roofs! All high and mighty....
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I drove Hi-Lo for about 8 years, the only deisels we had were 60,000lb lift trucks. That a big fucking Hi-Lo. I had to make do with 10,000lb lift electrics. As far as raising hell goes, the gas 2 speed 10K lifts were the best. Fuckers hauled ass and could really smash the hell out of stuff. I miss that job.
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Re: Driving The Diesel Forklift Stoned
I agree. Electric forklifts are fun to drive rather than driving diesel fuel forklift. But from point of view of feasibility and efficiency, I prefer propane fueled forklifts in place of electric or diesel fuel trucks.
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