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What's the worst beer you've ever tasted?

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I have to go with Milwaukee's Best Ice. Picked up a 12 pack despite distant recollections of it tasting like complete ass. I can't bring myself to throw out beer, so I'm basically doing my own version of Fear Factor until these are done.
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I buy MBI by the 30 pack 'cause it has 5.9% and provides the best bang for the buck, so to speak. I'll take you leftovers.

If you want to try an undrinkable beer, I suggest smoked (rauchbeer) or that south african shit you can get in specialty shops.

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Red Stripe. The Jamaicans should stick to growing herb.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Busch over ice.
I was drinking in SW Missouri, and this was the drink of choice.
Thank God for Everclear!
I live pretty close to the equator, and
it's never hot enough for that!
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Weideman.

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O" yeah. O'Douls.

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I'll defend the MBI. In a 30 pack. Great back up, or one for the drive to the store or the bar. And you know it's a thoughtful bar that has a garbage can right outside the front door.
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Coors light.
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Post by Thee Totaller »

bender! wrote:Coors light.
true that.

anyone remeber when Coors was not avaible E of the Mississippi, and it was coveted there as a legend?
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Thee Totaller wrote:
bender! wrote:Coors light.
true that.

anyone remeber when Coors was not avaible E of the Mississippi, and it was coveted there as a legend?
Third that. And yes, it was coveted because we couldn't have it. I love my Bud, but I draw the line at 3.2 beer and Coors.

However, I have never said no to a Free Beer.

When Kyle & I where poor culinary students, we used to drink Tall Boy Mad Dogs. $2.99 a six pack and we had credit at the local Bodega. Genny Cream Ale is actually not bad , ice cold. I wouln't might searching out a sixer of that for old time's sake. The worst is Golden Anniversary. I think it was like 1.99 a six. Icck, Ick, Ick.
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Corona, hands down.
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I've yet to find a lager i won't drink.

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I must further expound on the subject of 3.2 beer.

1) First of all, why fucking bother??? WHY would you go the local convenience store and buy 3.2 beer when you can go the liqour store and buy real beer???


2) 3.2 beer- This all that is served at any sporting/concert/fair events in Kansas. At ridiculous prices.Have you ever tasted a 3.2 beer??? It makes a Coors taste full-bodied. I shudder to think what a 3.2 Coors Light would taste like- that abomination has never passed my lips.

I know a lot of you think Bud is shit, but it is what I like, and I like the consistency of it, hell I have since I was 14. Same as it ever was. Changing the alcohol content definitely changes the flavor, and that anticipated AAHHHHH of the first swallow.
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Black Label. Blatz. Busch Light. Olympia Genuine Draft Light. Pigs Eye Pilsner. Special Export.

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Post by ellis »

Whilst I agree with dan, I have tremendous difficult drinking stella.

Do you all get stella over in the colonies? I've not heard much of it over there

It truely is the foulest of the fouls, even drinking it ice cold can't disguise the fact that it tastes like a carpet that a wet dog rolled on
Six foot two and rude as hell.

Traitor jack, fuck that

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