I drank traitor jack last night.

Sixpack595 · Post by **Sixpack595** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:15 am

I shit you not, the bar had less booze than my house. I have better selection, and more in sheer volume. The only whiskey was TJD, Gin was Tanq or Beeffeater, vodka was Smirnoff or Absolute. 5 kinds of beer. I was pissed. We went to see my old roommates band play so we were stuck. Lucky for us my boy brought us backstage for free beer and traitor. I spent the whole time going back and forth from the VIP where the kag was to the floor with a girl who looked like Paris Hilton who hated the fact everyone kept calling her Paris Hilton.

Upside: Got stoopid drunk for 6.50

Downside: Drank TJD and left the hot chick to hit a bar with better booze selection.

Honestly, have you ever been to a bar with worse selection than your own fucking house?

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:19 am

For penance drink 5 Rebel Yells and 3 Beam Black.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:20 am

and one act of stupidity.

grippingthewheel · Post by **grippingthewheel** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:26 am

Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.

I think that's a given.

Sixpack595 · Post by **Sixpack595** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:38 am

Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.

I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:53 am

Sixpack595 wrote:
Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.
I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.

You are absolved, my son.

Martini Time · Post by **Martini Time** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:00 pm

Sixpack595 wrote:The only whiskey was TJD, Gin was Tanq or Beeffeater, vodka was Smirnoff or Absolute. 5 kinds of beer.

That's not a bar. That's a kid's clubhouse.

Bender! · Post by **Bender!** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:03 pm

I would've drank the Gin.

Phirefighter · Post by **Phirefighter** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:27 pm

Mayhem wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:
Mayhem wrote:and one act of stupidity.
I did lock myself out of my house and I left a hot chick behind. 2 acts of stupidity and the Rebel Yell was on the table... and not much left either.
You are absolved, my son.

Let me know next time you're taking confession Father Tony, I've got a few.

joesixpack · Post by **joesixpack** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:28 pm

Bender is right as usual. They had Tanquerary and you spurned it the way you would spurn a rabid dog? You must have been well pissed to make that mistake.

Drunk Tank · Post by **Drunk Tank** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:29 pm

While were on the subject of TJD is it ok to drink a bottle of TJD if it was given to you as a gift? Not that I have recently...just uh...hypothetically. :oops:

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:39 pm

Drunk Tank wrote:While were on the subject of TJD is it ok to drink a bottle of TJD if it was given to you as a gift? Not that I have recently...just uh...hypothetically. :oops:

Yeah, cuz it's easier to club someone upside the head with an empty bottle.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:17 pm

i recently was tricked into TJD. it was in a beam bottle, but i knew after one sip, and drank it anyway. its all there was to drink. not even any mouthwash. im so ashamed.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:10 pm

ruiner wrote:i recently was tricked into TJD. it was in a beam bottle, but i knew after one sip, and drank it anyway. its all there was to drink. not even any mouthwash. im so ashamed.

What kind of hell do you live in?

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:37 pm

Mayhem wrote:
ruiner wrote:i recently was tricked into TJD. it was in a beam bottle, but i knew after one sip, and drank it anyway. its all there was to drink. not even any mouthwash. im so ashamed.
What kind of hell do you live in?

the kind where TJD is disguised in beam bottles and i have to put up with your shit on a regular basis. you know, the worst kind.

I drank traitor jack last night.

I drank traitor jack last night.

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