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Oregon is stupid and here's why.

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They legally require mental defectives, felons, and highschool drop outs despense flammable liquids on thousands of street corners.

The best part about Oregon is being in an adjoining state and watching Oregonians fumble trying to fill their tank.

Here are some boobies:

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At least we're good spellers, Troll. And grammar is regulated by the proper authorities. Oh wait, for you "grammer".

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And it's got it's fair share of grammer Nazis. I forgot to mention that.
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AndrewAnonymous wrote:And it's got it's fair share of grammer Nazis. I forgot to mention that.
No apostrophes in possessive pronouns, asshole.
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Massachusetts to. :lol:
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Yes that is correct.

Those are boobies.
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Wow. You guys seem angry. This fellow reminds me of someone else......
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Dez wrote:Wow. You guys seem angry. This fellow reminds me of someone else......
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Dez wrote:Wow. You guys seem angry. This fellow reminds me of someone else......
Maybe this dick?

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Oregon is brilliant, especially the Willamette Valley.
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Girlie wrote:Oregon is brilliant, especially the Willamette Valley.

mmmmm....hops.
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they (Oregonians) do make some pretty dam good beer.

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i like beer
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Mental defectives dispensing flamable liquids on streetcorners? Say it ain't so!
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Re: Oregon is stupid and here's why.

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AndrewAnonymous wrote:They legally require mental defectives, felons, and highschool drop outs despense flammable liquids on thousands of street corners.

The best part about Oregon is being in an adjoining state and watching Oregonians fumble trying to fill their tank.

Here are some boobies:

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Wow.

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