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Mayhem Light vs. Bat Light

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When Gotham City is in distress, the Bat Light summons the caped crusader. When Rochester is in need of a drunken hero, the Mayhem Light brings Him soaring through the clouds, flying his Bourbon Fueled jetpack to the scene of the bar!

Who was that flasked man?
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Re: Mayhem Light vs. Bat Light

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steved2112 wrote:When Gotham City is in distress, the Bat Light summons the caped crusader. When Rochester is in need of a drunken hero, the Mayhem Light brings Him soaring through the clouds, flying his Bourbon Fueled jetpack to the scene of the bar!

Who was that flasked man?
hehe, that was cute.
'Was walking through the set, as drunk as I could get, and what the hell was wrong with Joe?"
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Mayhem Lite: Bastes great, less grilling.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Fast Cast wrote:Mayhem Lite: Bastes great, less grilling.
Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
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Mayhem Light wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:Mayhem Lite: Bastes great, less grilling.
Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
Funny, I thought it was spelled D-O-R-K
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem Light wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:Mayhem Lite: Bastes great, less grilling.
Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
Funny, I thought it was spelled D-O-R-K
Dick.
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[i:d657c50c8b]Mu uncle's Canadian. He looks like he fell out of a tree.[/i:d657c50c8b]
[b:d657c50c8b]LollyGSG[/b:d657c50c8b]
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Mayhem Light wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem Light wrote:Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
Funny, I thought it was spelled D-O-R-K
Dick.
That would be my uncle, actually, now deceased.
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Mayhem Light wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:Mayhem Lite: Bastes great, less grilling.
Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
Twist to open. :D
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the Galla at the ritch Dodo club was going well, ass allways, everyone was happy. but suddenly, evil alien demon terrorists stormed the building!
on the roof, a lone figure was watching the scene, he was just a normal man. From his pocket the man drew a small steel flask, it had the label 100%, the man had a deep drink from the bottle.......

The evil alien demon terrorists where making ready to kill the galla guests, BUT THEN! an caped figure, drenched in darkness crashed trough the skylight, dark schyte in hand the figure started to cut down the vile enemy!
A trail of blood was soon seen on the dance floor, heading straight for the evil leader! The dark hero and the evil monster clashed, it was a titanic battle 89 times better than the battle between Kaneda an Tetsuo!
finaly the dark hero cut the head off the vile beast lord. the gratefull people asked him his name, and before he flew out int the night, he said: Mayhem light....


Heh, hust a silly storie, dont get mad Mayhem :wink:
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But how does mayhen Light compare to sizzlean?
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Oggar wrote:But how does mayhen Light compare to sizzlean?
Move over bacon? Pfft, he's no tofurkey.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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It has been well established that I am a Pabst Powered Superhero.

Kinda like popeye

fight breaks out, someone who is 5 times my size decides to throw down, I reach for a PBR and my hands become anvils for 5 seconds.
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Mayhem Light wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem Light wrote:Ah, bad puns. Didn't miss that when you're gone.
It's spelled L-I-G-H-T.
Funny, I thought it was spelled D-O-R-K
Dick.
no he clearly spelled D-O-R-K, not D-I-C-K. i know in the early eighties they both meant the same thing, but that was the eighties, and i think we all want to forget those years.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Mayhem Light wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote: Funny, I thought it was spelled D-O-R-K
Dick.
no he clearly spelled D-O-R-K, not D-I-C-K. i know in the early eighties they both meant the same thing, but that was the eighties, and i think we all want to forget those years.
Yuh think?
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