ruiner wrote:my mom bought one of those kirby pieces of shit for a thousand dollars once. thank god my dad is a good man.
I actually think they're decent vacuum cleaners, at least the models that I sold were. The only problem was you had to be a weight lifter to manuever one arund the house. The older ones were solid steel.
And no Scotty, I didn't get laid. However, I did have a woman answer the door naked once. I took my sweet old time with that demonstration!
She was a nudist nut and quite pretty too. Unfortunately, she was also married and there were pictures of her husband in the house. Let's just say he looked like an NFL lineman on steroids, so I kept my hands to myself!
ruiner wrote:my mom bought one of those kirby pieces of shit for a thousand dollars once. thank god my dad is a good man.
I actually think they're decent vacuum cleaners, at least the models that I sold were. The only problem was you had to be a weight lifter to manuever one arund the house. The older ones were solid steel.
And no Scotty, I didn't get laid. However, I did have a woman answer the door naked once. I took my sweet old time with that demonstration!
She was a nudist nut and quite pretty too. Unfortunately, she was also married and there were pictures of her husband in the house. Let's just say he looked like an NFL lineman on steroids, so I kept my hands to myself!
well, this one was a piece of shit. too heavy, AND the motherfucker convinced my mom she needed it for three rugs, none of which were more than 8x8 thin rugs. a 20 dollar hoover would have been just fine. fucker.
i dont blame my mom, shes very intelligent. but it was shiney and she wanted it. i get that.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
RipT, you're right. That sucker did suck but it weighed about 70 lbs. My folks bought in about 86' and mom couldn't handle it. Yours truly had to do all the vaccuming from about 15 to 17. Hell of a way to learn to drive.
Then again it was about the same size as a small car. 8)
Wow, nice pull from the archives there Johnvic.
Hey Ript, back in the 80's I sold Filter Queens. I still have one to this day and its powered by a 3 1/4 HP Briggs and Stratton that will suck the fucking motor out of any piece o shit Kirby, any day. You lose again.
ruiner wrote:my mom bought one of those kirby pieces of shit for a thousand dollars once. thank god my dad is a good man.
I actually think they're decent vacuum cleaners, at least the models that I sold were. The only problem was you had to be a weight lifter to manuever one arund the house. The older ones were solid steel.
And no Scotty, I didn't get laid. However, I did have a woman answer the door naked once. I took my sweet old time with that demonstration!
She was a nudist nut and quite pretty too. Unfortunately, she was also married and there were pictures of her husband in the house. Let's just say he looked like an NFL lineman on steroids, so I kept my hands to myself!
He's talking about a topic on which he is well versed:
SUCKING!
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
ruiner wrote:my mom bought one of those kirby pieces of shit for a thousand dollars once. thank god my dad is a good man.
I actually think they're decent vacuum cleaners, at least the models that I sold were. The only problem was you had to be a weight lifter to manuever one arund the house. The older ones were solid steel.
And no Scotty, I didn't get laid. However, I did have a woman answer the door naked once. I took my sweet old time with that demonstration!
She was a nudist nut and quite pretty too. Unfortunately, she was also married and there were pictures of her husband in the house. Let's just say he looked like an NFL lineman on steroids, so I kept my hands to myself!
He's talking about a topic on which he is well versed:
Just in defense of door to door salespeople--that is the worst job in the world. I did it for a year in between jobs, after I got shit-canned for drinking. It is truly awful. Even if you want to tell them fuck off, be polite, those people deal with enough shit.
And they usually love drinking and drugs. Whenever someone invited me in for drinks, I was elated. It made my week. I never tried to sell to those people, I was too thankful.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter
