"Hi I'm shampooing carpets for free this week..."

Post by **Judge** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:31 pm

Yeah, I just had them installed but she had an answer for everything. I said "no" several times. She finally left.

I can only remember that she was about 24 and had a pierced tongue.

Is that bad?

Mongeaux · Post by **Mongeaux** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:39 pm

No but after she's done your rug you can offer to do hers. It's simple courtesty.

Tit-for-tat

Post by **Judge** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:40 pm

Mongeaux wrote:No but after she's done your rug you can offer to do hers. It's simple courtesty.

Tit-for-tat

(rim shot)

well played

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:19 am

You should have sent her over to ladyred's, who has a tiger-shaped clean spot surrounded by a conspicuous stain on the floor.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:23 am

Well, better her animal than her dad.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:40 pm

Rooster wrote:You should have sent her over to ladyred's, who has a tiger-shaped clean spot surrounded by a conspicuous stain on the floor.

Dude, nothing was on the carpet. Our floors are DISGUSTING though! You really should have sent her by. She could have cleaned the front room. Just in time, too. Our lease is up in two weeks.

Phirefighter · Post by **Phirefighter** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:51 pm

LadyRed wrote:
Rooster wrote:You should have sent her over to ladyred's, who has a tiger-shaped clean spot surrounded by a conspicuous stain on the floor.
Dude, nothing was on the carpet. Our floors are DISGUSTING though! You really should have sent her by. She could have cleaned the front room. Just in time, too. Our lease is up in two weeks.

Perfect time to move into a new house and have a housewarming party!

RIPT · Post by **RIPT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:52 pm

Hey, stop making fun of vacuum cleaner Salespeople!

I was one once.

Yes, that's right. Your's truly, Dr. Congeniality once made his living selling Kirby Vacuum Cleaners house to house.

It was our job to offer free carpet/furniture shampoos as long as the Customer agreed to listen to our pitch.

And before you laugh at the thought of me doing this sort of thing successfully, I'll have you know that I was one of only 2 people in my initial training class of 27 people that actually had the ability to go out and make people pay me stupid money for a vacuum cleaner! The rest washed out inside of 2 weeks.

I paid the rent by doing this for 6 months and averaged about $400 a week. Considering the fact that my rent was only $150/month at the time and this was 1985, that wasn't bad money.

You can do anything if you're desperate enough for beer money.

To tell you the truth, I kind of liked the job. I made money entertaining lonely house wives. Can you beat that?

I even had a couple of Customers get me drunk while I made them pay me $900 for a fucking vacuum!

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:51 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Well, better her animal than her dad.

says you.

Post by **Judge** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:53 pm

ruiner wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Well, better her animal than her dad.
says you.

Boy I am going to sit on you one day.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:55 pm

JudgeLyonell wrote:
ruiner wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Well, better her animal than her dad.
says you.
Boy I am going to sit on you one day.

hell, you could probably sit on me now!

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:29 pm

Get a room, you two!

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:43 pm

Dr. RIPT wrote:Hey, stop making fun of vacuum cleaner Salespeople!

I was one once.

Yes, that's right. Your's truly, Dr. Congeniality once made his living selling Kirby Vacuum Cleaners house to house.

It was our job to offer free carpet/furniture shampoos as long as the Customer agreed to listen to our pitch.

And before you laugh at the thought of me doing this sort of thing successfully, I'll have you know that I was one of only 2 people in my initial training class of 27 people that actually had the ability to go out and make people pay me stupid money for a vacuum cleaner! The rest washed out inside of 2 weeks.

I paid the rent by doing this for 6 months and averaged about $400 a week. Considering the fact that my rent was only $150/month at the time and this was 1985, that wasn't bad money.

You can do anything if you're desperate enough for beer money.

To tell you the truth, I kind of liked the job. I made money entertaining lonely house wives. Can you beat that?

I even had a couple of Customers get me drunk while I made them pay me $900 for a fucking vacuum!

But did you get laid? Everything else is moot.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:58 pm

Scotty wrote:
Dr. RIPT wrote:Hey, stop making fun of vacuum cleaner Salespeople!

I was one once.

Yes, that's right. Your's truly, Dr. Congeniality once made his living selling Kirby Vacuum Cleaners house to house.

It was our job to offer free carpet/furniture shampoos as long as the Customer agreed to listen to our pitch.

And before you laugh at the thought of me doing this sort of thing successfully, I'll have you know that I was one of only 2 people in my initial training class of 27 people that actually had the ability to go out and make people pay me stupid money for a vacuum cleaner! The rest washed out inside of 2 weeks.

I paid the rent by doing this for 6 months and averaged about $400 a week. Considering the fact that my rent was only $150/month at the time and this was 1985, that wasn't bad money.

You can do anything if you're desperate enough for beer money.

To tell you the truth, I kind of liked the job. I made money entertaining lonely house wives. Can you beat that?

I even had a couple of Customers get me drunk while I made them pay me $900 for a fucking vacuum!
But did you get laid? Everything else is moot.

Thankfully Scotty is here to bring the topic back into sharp focus.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:10 pm

my mom bought one of those kirby pieces of shit for a thousand dollars once. thank god my dad is a good man.