holy shit.

doeper · Post by **doeper** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:00 am

I thought that was understood. I assumed, on these forums, that everyone knew that pissing on things was an inevitabilty. I'm pissing on everything right now, including my in-laws! they are here for the weekend for my wife's gradutation, and I'm peeing on them. hence, the tipioes.

doeper · Post by **doeper** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:02 am

I thought that was understood. I assumed, on these forums, that everyone knew that pissing on things was an inevitabilty. I'm pissing on everything right now, including my in-laws! they are here for the weekend for my wife's gradutation, and I'm peeing on them. hence, the tipioes.

Whiskeydick · Post by **Whiskeydick** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:31 am

Jack Johnson is OK but I like girls.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

Knuckledragger · Post by **Knuckledragger** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:53 am

Whiskeydick wrote:

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

That sounds like classic Steven Wright.
His joke in the aristocrats was one of my favorites it had whisky in it.