Go out for a drunken wander, now.

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:33 pm

Round your neighbourhood, wherever you are. Take booze. Tell us what you see. Take pictures if you are able.

Back in a half hour.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:37 pm

i dont want to see my neighborhood, i cant see why you would want to. and my back hurts.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:38 pm

My neighborhood consists of 10 cows, 5 people, and a lot of woods. Maybe if I chew some mushrooms I'll go for a wander.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:40 pm

liquor&poker wrote:My neighborhood consists of 10 cows, 5 people, and a lot of woods. Maybe if I chew some mushrooms I'll go for a wander.

my hood is just like that! just get rid of all the cows, multiply the people by 100, and all those trees for broken down cars and empty lots inexplicably surrounded by barbed wire fences.

same thing!

southernbacchus · Post by **southernbacchus** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:05 pm

I just glanced out my window and saw two dogs having sex. Hows that?

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:23 pm

southernbhaccus wrote:I just glanced out my window and saw two dogs having sex. Hows that?

Was it hott?

southernbacchus · Post by **southernbacchus** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:26 pm

liquor&poker wrote:
southernbhaccus wrote:I just glanced out my window and saw two dogs having sex. Hows that?
Was it hott?

Very. I tried to join but they turned me down. I'll try agian after they've had a few drinks.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:19 pm

I will do this. Definitely. There's a school right next to my house too. I'll probably get side-tracked and play on the swings or something though. I know myself WAY too well.

CheeseSandwich · Post by **CheeseSandwich** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:45 pm

No. this is how i got my last public intox.

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:50 pm

i wandered through the dorms, is that good enough?

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:05 pm

Hoppy wrote:i wandered through the dorms, is that good enough?

Take pics of any tittage?

imaster · Post by **imaster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:32 pm

ok i am going to go to the store. i will document my adventure with my bros camera phone. i dunno how to work it so the pix may be lame...

and if you don't hear from me in a few hours i am prolly in jail again

hellhound · Post by **hellhound** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:35 pm

Yeah, I dunno about doing that right now. There's a police chopper circling overhead, and the last thing I need is to be staggering down the street with a bottle of Bushmills in hand and suddenly be enlightened...by a nuclear-level candle-power light from the motherfuckin' ghetto bird.

I'll be back in about ten minutes, or a couple of days. Wish me luck.

imaster · Post by **imaster** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:43 pm

okokok im back

lets just say my trip was full of frustration. i had na eloquint <sic> way to describe my trip as it went along but i forgot them by the shed

so i asked my bro to borrow his phone (as i lent my digi cam to a buddy) and he said yes. but there is no picture for now (since razor phones are ass and need 30$ software to send pix to the pc)

once i figure out how to hack this phone i will put the pix up but for now they will be denoted by [pic]

so i decided to take a tall boy of icehouse with my for the road. normally i take nothing as it is only a 10 minute walk. anyway it only took about a block of having a half full beer in my pocket to realize that was a bad idea.

i chugged it in a dark corner [pic]

i kept trucking and remembered how hilarious it was that i live next to a cemetary [pic]

across the street from said cemetary is a church, which i have smoke many joints near

then i rolled into 7-11 [pic]

it took a long time to decide what i wanted to drink, but the dood who works there is cool. in fact one time when i was low on cash he spotted me for gas and beer

i noticed the church again on the way home [pic]

then i saw this shed [pic] i had passed out behind that shed before and i decided to drink my newly bought brew behind that shed.

about 10 minutes of introspective drinking later i decided it was time to leave

i jumped on the tire swing for a bit [pic]

then i went home

took a pic of the cat [pic]

that is all. pics if i ever figure out this goddamned phone

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:48 am

I had a lovely walk, then spent 3 hours angrily trying to fix my camera-phone, which is no longer detected when i connect it via usb to p. So no pics yet, but once i fix this bastard i'll show and tell.