and boy is my cooter sore.Frankennietzsche wrote:Looks like two of them have signed off.
Where the f@ck are these 72 virgins?
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that was fast. do ytou work for homeland security now?Tipsy McStagger wrote:whiskeyprick wrote:and boy is my cooter sore.Frankennietzsche wrote:Looks like two of them have signed off.
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Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
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There are many BEAUTIFUL middle eastern women. If you were to be stuck with the ugly/moley/hairy ones, that wouldn't be heaven, son. That would be hell.southernbhaccus wrote:Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
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Thats my point. :roll:Crystal wrote:There are many BEAUTIFUL middle eastern women. If you were to be stuck with the ugly/moley/hairy ones, that wouldn't be heaven, son. That would be hell.southernbhaccus wrote:Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
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