Where the f@ck are these 72 virgins?

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Frankennietzsche wrote:Looks like two of them have signed off.
and boy is my cooter sore.
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Looks like two of them have signed off.
and boy is my cooter sore.
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Tipsy McStagger wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Looks like two of them have signed off.
and boy is my cooter sore.
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You ain't kiddin
that was fast. do ytou work for homeland security now?
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Tipsy McStagger wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote: and boy is my cooter sore.
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You ain't kiddin
that was fast. do ytou work for homeland security now?
Nope, the Vatican.

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Crystal wrote:BTW, would you really want virgins? That's alot of work.
And alot of blood.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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72 women would be a lot of bitchin' to put up with regardless.
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I think i'd prefer 72 girls who acted all sweet and innocent like virgins, but then knew what they were doing. Yea, too much information there huh?

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what if it was a '72 virgin. like a virgin straight from 1972. all hairy, looking like a cheap porno... ick. or a 72 year old virgin... last i checked that would look like this

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Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
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southernbhaccus wrote:Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
There are many BEAUTIFUL middle eastern women. If you were to be stuck with the ugly/moley/hairy ones, that wouldn't be heaven, son. That would be hell.
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Crystal wrote:
southernbhaccus wrote:Your missing the piont. Yeah there's 72 of them but they're all middle eastern woman. Hairy with moles and such. Thats why they're all virgins no one would fuck the while they were alive. (There's a reason they have to cover their face in public)
There are many BEAUTIFUL middle eastern women. If you were to be stuck with the ugly/moley/hairy ones, that wouldn't be heaven, son. That would be hell.
Thats my point. :roll:
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Come to life and fade away.
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