Where the f@ck are these 72 virgins?

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:41 pm

Why would I blow myself up for all these women? And who ever promised all these women? Im pondering this question. Wouldnt 1 be enough. and fuckall I cant even drink before i kill myself to get laid? Thats fucked up. I need kleenexs now,and Schmernies thong. I dont get it. There cant be that many women in the heavens that want to screw anyways. Im lacking sleep ,so pardon my ramblingd. Thank you

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:43 pm

It's a 7'2 virgin.

BTW, would you really want virgins? That's alot of work.

bella · Post by **bella** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:44 pm

if all the virgins go to heaven.. i dont wanna go there.. well i'm just not going there.. but to share with 1 man with all those women.. come on.. i would rather.. look at me.. i need some for voddie.. love ya scotty

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Crystal wrote:It's a 7'2 virgin.

BTW, would you really want virgins? That's alot of work.

If you lay in the grass does that make the photo taller? Virgins are ovverrated.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:48 pm

Scotty wrote:Why would I blow myself up for all these women? And who ever promised all these women? Im pondering this question. Wouldnt 1 be enough. and fuckall I cant even drink before i kill myself to get laid? Thats fucked up. I need kleenexs now,and Schmernies thong. I dont get it. There cant be that many women in the heavens that want to screw anyways. Im lacking sleep ,so pardon my ramblingd. Thank you

because allah asked you too.
allah.
cause your an idiot, assuming you think this way. believe in nothing, you wont be happy, but you will be smarter. believe it.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:50 pm

Crystal wrote:It's a 7'2 virgin.

BTW, would you really want virgins? That's alot of work.

I want 36 virgins and 36 sluts.

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:53 pm

bella wrote:if all the virgins go to heaven.. i dont wanna go there.. well i'm just not going there.. but to share with 1 man with all those women.. come on.. i would rather.. look at me.. i need some for voddie.. love ya scotty

well Kelly the virgins are supposed to be there already. I dont believe that shit for a second. Take for instance you and Massive. Youa and Dave have never had sexual congress,yet you are a marreied internet couple. He dosen't deserve a hot purrple cup loving woman like you. I've sisedtracked,i digree. Your the best kelly

doeper · Post by **doeper** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:57 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:
Crystal wrote:It's a 7'2 virgin.

BTW, would you really want virgins? That's alot of work.
I want 36 virgins and 36 sluts.

Seconded. All approved?

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:05 pm

I wanna pro.

give me your numbver, scottay

Palmwine Drunkard · Post by **Palmwine Drunkard** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:14 pm

Scotty wrote:Why would I blow myself up for all these women? And who ever promised all these women? Im pondering this question. Wouldnt 1 be enough. and fuckall I cant even drink before i kill myself to get laid? Thats fucked up. I need kleenexs now,and Schmernies thong. I dont get it. There cant be that many women in the heavens that want to screw anyways. Im lacking sleep ,so pardon my ramblingd. Thank you

Were you promised 72 virgin women?
Whoops! Sorry you lose!

dez · Post by **dez** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:23 pm

72 Virgins are waiting for you if you would just LIE DOWN AND GO TO FRIGGIN SLEEP! Go to sleep Scotty!

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:26 pm

Dez wrote:72 Virgins are waiting for you if you would just LIE DOWN AND GO TO FRIGGIN SLEEP! Go to sleep Scotty!

You wouldnt know avirgin if she bit you on the cooter.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:28 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
Dez wrote:72 Virgins are waiting for you if you would just LIE DOWN AND GO TO FRIGGIN SLEEP! Go to sleep Scotty!
You wouldnt know avirgin if she bit you on the cooter.

he said cooter, crazy.

dez · Post by **dez** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:33 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:
Dez wrote:72 Virgins are waiting for you if you would just LIE DOWN AND GO TO FRIGGIN SLEEP! Go to sleep Scotty!
You wouldnt know avirgin if she bit you on the cooter.

I would know enough not to invite the bitch into my bed anymore and that's what's important. That's just rude.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:37 pm

Looks like two of them have signed off.

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