The Republic of Rum/ Wayne Curtis

[Badfellow]

Wayne Curtis is the man. Are we sure he's not one of us?


Website of a writer who loves his tipple:The Republic of Rum

The new book And a Bottle of Rum: A History of the New World in Ten Cocktails should be on every Drunkard's reading list. Perfect company with a bottle of your favorite kill devil. Much thanks also to NPR and also to HappyDrunk for posting a reminder last week.

[tilunub]

All the utilities of the function have been upheld for the success of the people. This has been shared with the help of the UKkittehs for all ideal paths for the people. The use of the good product is recommended for the future times.

[mistah willies]

All the utilities of the function have been upheld for the success of the people. This has been shared with the help of the UKkittehs for all ideal paths for the people. The use of the good product is recommended for the future times.

Hah?
The kitchens!!! Where are the kitchens?!?


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[oettinger]

Fixed the links now it`s even funnier

[mistah willies]

Fixed the links now it`s even funnier

Ahhh... All is clear now. Thank you.

You know, I've been self-medicating (*kaff* addicted *kaff*) for several decades. After "Departing University Invisibly" or, DUI, I continued to desire writing essays.

I know, I know, the lure of shallow research, hastily written papers full of bullshee-it: a cheap high.

Yet is still crave them. If only there was a way somebody else could do this for me? I would pay cash money for the cheap high. I would pretend it was written by me, and revel in the glory of shooting it of to the gentlemen I share a forty with in the alley beside Rose's. We could read it by the barrel fire and I would again rule the night.

If only there was a way to find such Hallmark platitudes of ignorance and hollow thought in an essay paper.

Oh well. To drink, perchance to dream...


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[Badfellow]

You people leave poor tilunub alone! He's just an innocent bot looking to spread the love and cute, cuddly UKkittahs in a chaotic binary universe.

[Badfellow]

Did anyone ever read the book? I'll bet tilunub read it.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Oh you know tilunub read it if it was so thorough enough to bring up this ancient post. I wonder if UKkittahs are like bot cats or something?

On that note no I didn't read the book but I shall check it out.

[Badfellow]

Bot cats... that's worse than SKYNET.

[mistah willies]

Bot cats... that's worse than SKYNET.

With laser guns on their little helmets?
We should get these!

[oettinger]

Bot cats... that's worse than SKYNET.

With laser guns on their little helmets?
We should get these!

I want one too, this time not a dead one though

[mistah willies]

Bot cats... that's worse than SKYNET.

With laser guns on their little helmets?
We should get these!

I want one too, this time not a dead one though

I keep telling you that those rats are not cats, dude.

But if you got zombie rats with laser beans, that's friggin awesome!!

Let me know, pm

[oettinger]

Cock bats!
A hand copied novel* by Run Wang Slurpis

stolen word by word, super fake shit

[Patchez]

With laser guns on their little helmets?
We should get these!

I want one too, this time not a dead one though

I keep telling you that those rats are not cats, dude.

But if you got zombie rats with laser beans, that's friggin awesome!!

Let me know, pm

In areas of the bigger cities in MD, Baltimore and DC they have been known to "fish" for rats down the alleyways. Peanut butter on a small treble hook.

[mistah willies]

In areas of the bigger cities in MD, Baltimore and DC they have been known to "fish" for rats down the alleyways. Peanut butter on a small treble hook.

That's how we get fresh game now!

Seriously, once you catch a rat, a fish baton don't work all that quick, huh.