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I'm referring to you guys, of course.

People from all over the globe are awake, are drinking, It's happy hour somewhere right?

I must be on Zimbabwe time, because there's never anyone awake from 0700Z to 1200Z. I'm calling you East Asians a bunch of goddamned vaginas. Pick up the fucking glass and drink!
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Just trailing in from a night of effort to maintain the West Coasts representation upon this here board. The battle has been waged, the lies have been cast. I have a new email address in my wallet. I drank of ill whiskey, out the purse of the greatest young barfly I have ever drank out the bottle with. As a matter of fact, I may have to introduce y'all to her. She's rather photogenic.
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Sweet Lou wrote:Just trailing in from a night of effort to maintain the West Coasts representation upon this here board. The battle has been waged, the lies have been cast. I have a new email address in my wallet. I drank of ill whiskey, out the purse of the greatest young barfly I have ever drank out the bottle with. As a matter of fact, I may have to introduce y'all to her. She's rather photogenic.
Photos please, Lou..

*takes more notes*
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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I logged off here at 7am GMT and went to bed because all booze bottles were empty.
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Sweet Lou wrote:Just trailing in from a night of effort to maintain the West Coasts representation upon this here board. The battle has been waged, the lies have been cast. I have a new email address in my wallet. I drank of ill whiskey, out the purse of the greatest young barfly I have ever drank out the bottle with. As a matter of fact, I may have to introduce y'all to her. She's rather photogenic.
You do realize Louie that I've got an open invitation to personally invade Orange County, right? I sure hope she's easy...
...on the eyes.
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Roo you've inspired me. It's 3 pm here and I have to work at 6, but I'm going to the bar. Hell yeah!
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Shot Time wrote:Roo you've inspired me. It's 3 pm here and I have to work at 6, but I'm going to the bar. Hell yeah!
I'm a boozing bodhisatva, what can I say?
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The Killing Roo wrote:
Shot Time wrote:Roo you've inspired me. It's 3 pm here and I have to work at 6, but I'm going to the bar. Hell yeah!
I'm a boozing bodhisatva, what can I say?
Hah! I love that phrase.. I'm going to steal it..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Fiyah wrote:
The Killing Roo wrote:
Shot Time wrote:Roo you've inspired me. It's 3 pm here and I have to work at 6, but I'm going to the bar. Hell yeah!
I'm a boozing bodhisatva, what can I say?
Hah! I love that phrase.. I'm going to steal it..
Go forth and spread the good word!
...just give me credit you bastard.
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The Killing Roo wrote:
Fiyah wrote:
The Killing Roo wrote: I'm a boozing bodhisatva, what can I say?
Hah! I love that phrase.. I'm going to steal it..
Go forth and spread the good word!
...just give me credit you bastard.
If I give ya credit, then its really not stealing..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Fiyah wrote:
The Killing Roo wrote:
Fiyah wrote: Hah! I love that phrase.. I'm going to steal it..
Go forth and spread the good word!
...just give me credit you bastard.
If I give ya credit, then its really not stealing..
I can't outsmart logic like that. Well-played friend, well-played.
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Off I go...shots in your honor.
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Fuck it, I'm gonna start selling blood to support my habits again.
An ambulance can only go so fast.

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It may be immoral
to imbibe before 5
but who am I to quarrel
with feeling alive?
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