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Not enogh threads have sex in the title

Post by liquor&poker »

wanna sex with me?

yes u do.

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Nope. But wanna hear the exploits! Oh yeah, and see the pics!

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No, but I wanna stab you in the face with a pen.

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*puts on robe and wizards hat*

Hellooooo.
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IntoxiChrist wrote:No, but I wanna stab you in the face with a pen.
You're getting soft Bob.

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bender! wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:No, but I wanna stab you in the face with a pen.
You're getting soft Bob.
I disagree. If you know what I mean.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by TheBigCasino »

Frankennietzsche wrote:*puts on robe and wizards hat*

Hellooooo.
nice one
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Post by liquor&poker »

IntoxiChrist wrote:No, but I wanna stab you in the face with a pen.
sry nigga, I block with the paper plate and counter with pencil 9d9 +5 damage, bitch.

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Post by Gin McGuinness »

Frankennietzsche wrote:*puts on robe and wizards hat*

Hellooooo.
I just spit tea out my nose!
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Generic Jugular wrote:
bender! wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:No, but I wanna stab you in the face with a pen.
You're getting soft Bob.
I disagree. If you know what I mean.
Hispenisstabbingyou?
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Post by Barca »

This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!
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They don't call him "Fast Cast" for nothin', folks.

Just joshin'. HAW
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by liquor&poker »

Barca wrote:This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!
Doi, I was trying to ease my way into the good jokes. But now you've ruined it. thnx party pooper

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L&Pzombie wrote:
Barca wrote:This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!
Doi, I was trying to ease my way into the good jokes. But now you've ruined it. thnx party pooper
To think I was worried you'd be too stupid to understand sarcasm.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Post by liquor&poker »

Barca wrote:
L&Pzombie wrote:
Barca wrote:This is the best thread title ever.

You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon.

Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit.

Whew!!!!
Doi, I was trying to ease my way into the good jokes. But now you've ruined it. thnx party pooper
To think I was worried you'd be too stupid to understand sarcasm.
To think I was too understanding to be stupidly sarcastic.

Buy me a drink, will ya?

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