im in trouble. its going to happen i know it. whenever im drunk, there are a small few shows that always seem to run in marathon, and i always watch all 6 hours of it. its the A team, cheers, and......mash. mash is on now.
the thing is, i dont even like these shows. i watch them because i cant stop. i need help. and 24hr at home care.
oh shit.
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A-Team? Pity the fool.ruiner wrote:im in trouble. its going to happen i know it. whenever im drunk, there are a small few shows that always seem to run in marathon, and i always watch all 6 hours of it. its the A team, cheers, and......mash. mash is on now.
the thing is, i dont even like these shows. i watch them because i cant stop. i need help. and 24hr at home care.
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You know what you should do? Fuck TV. Fuck that shit. Throw it out your windwo. Then, with allthat stupid glass out of the way, go to the window and just look out there and see the godadam skyline. It's beautiful. For about five seconds. The window sucks it. Seriously.
Read a book. Can I recommend one? Money, by Martin Amis. Change your mind about everything. You'll see yourself and say, HEy! It's me! I'm famous!
Read a book. Can I recommend one? Money, by Martin Amis. Change your mind about everything. You'll see yourself and say, HEy! It's me! I'm famous!
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I throwed a glass out of the window in Oki. Then I started to throw the TV out, but the Grump stopped me. My bad, the glass had my name etched on it (from Knott's Berry Farm.) My good, it wasn't in kanji, so none of my neighbors knew it was mine. And I still hate TV. FEN (Forced Entertainment Network) sucks. So does tapioca. It's lumpy.F. Sott Blitzedgerald wrote:You know what you should do? Fuck TV. Fuck that shit. Throw it out your windwo. Then, with allthat stupid glass out of the way, go to the window and just look out there and see the godadam skyline. It's beautiful. For about five seconds. The window sucks it. Seriously.
Read a book. Can I recommend one? Money, by Martin Amis. Change your mind about everything. You'll see yourself and say, HEy! It's me! I'm famous!
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please. im so sick and tired of hearing people dis tv. now, i know. everything you say about the tube is absolutly true. its stupid. it for morons. but dont for a second tell me you dont watch it. christ, its like asking who farted. someone did, we all do, but none of us will come forward.
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Sweetie, seriously, we do not have tv hookup. If you turn on our machine, you get static. I shit you not. I saw 9-11 coverage at the dentist, when Mr. Israeli tried valiantly to save my crumbling teeth.ruiner wrote:please. im so sick and tired of hearing people dis tv. now, i know. everything you say about the tube is absolutly true. its stupid. it for morons. but dont for a second tell me you dont watch it. christ, its like asking who farted. someone did, we all do, but none of us will come forward.
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MASH was great when it was about the wisecracks and booze. When it got political and sensitive it starting sucking it.Gwynn wrote:I like A-team, and MASH too
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trust me, you really are the exception that proves the rule. i just really get sick of people doggin tv cause they are so smart. i watch tv. big deal. i also read, play an instrument, drink, and write. so fucking what? non of that matters a shit.Savage Strangler wrote:Sweetie, seriously, we do not have tv hookup. If you turn on our machine, you get static. I shit you not. I saw 9-11 coverage at the dentist, when Mr. Israeli tried valiantly to save my crumbling teeth.ruiner wrote:please. im so sick and tired of hearing people dis tv. now, i know. everything you say about the tube is absolutly true. its stupid. it for morons. but dont for a second tell me you dont watch it. christ, its like asking who farted. someone did, we all do, but none of us will come forward.
just be a decent human being.
and now ive gone on a rant. im done, continue you fine drunks.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.