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Apparently, on the day before the Titanic sank, Oggar was heard declaring "Ok, there's never enough ice, so I'll go get myself a big lump of it, even if that means towing it back to here swimming".
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Oggar let me follow him around and pick up his empties once...it was AWESOME!
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When it rains it is not God's tears as you have been told, but God's attempt to supply the distillers of the world with enough water as to quench Oggar's thirst, in fear of him attempting to drink heaven dry.
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Liquor companies decided upon 1.75L as the volume of a handle based upon Oggar's average serving size.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Doctors once thought Oggar's liver had shut down....until they realized it simply metabolized all their medical equipment.
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Oggar once threw me across a room, with a twitch of his brow!

No, no, no, no...Wait, that is true.
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I thought I was big...
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Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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l... wrote:Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?
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Fast Cast wrote:
l... wrote:Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?

nah, only toilets...;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.
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Palinka wrote:Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.
Getting Austria to surrender isn't much of a feat.
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It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.

Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.
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Fast Cast wrote:It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.

Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.
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An unlocked piece of history is thusly bumped from the hinter regions of time and space...

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