- MeanOldLady > i probably drank it
MeanOldLady > or whathisface did
Judge > Never saw you there
MeanOldLady > but most likely it was oggar
MeanOldLady > i was there all the time
MeanOldLady > i had my own room that i only slept it for one night
Judge > upstairs....it was 'off limits'
MeanOldLady > oh yeah, haha
MeanOldLady > HA!
Judge > someone made a run for the stairs and Oggar moved like the Flash and blocked the landing
MeanOldLady > and NO ONE disobeys oggar
MeanOldLady > it would be most unwise
MeanOldLady > he's about 10 times stronger than he looks, and he don't look like some noodle armed choir boy
Judge > I've disobeyed but he just laughed as I made an ass of myself
MeanOldLady > usually, he doesn't give a fuck
MeanOldLady > i guess knowing you can kill anyone with your thumb makes you shrug stuff off
Judge > trying to corral the 'blacked out' Oggar is a chore all by itself
MeanOldLady > if you're unfortunate enough to piss him off, you die
Judge > never would happen
MeanOldLady > he's a laid back guy
MeanOldLady > people TRY to fight him and he doesn't care
ampersand > I've heard the legends
MeanOldLady > there are some poor, poor fools who have gotten on his bad side
MeanOldLady > they're all crippled and/or dead now
Judge > the legends are not only true but are lacking in their content
MeanOldLady > nice guy. who can kill us all with his STARE
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The legend continues:
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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The Oggar met the Buddha on the Path to the Holy Tree.
The Buddha asked the Oggar
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
The Oggar whomped The Buddha upside His head.
The Buddha smiled and handed The Oggar
The Perfect Beer of Enlightenment.
The Buddha asked the Oggar
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
The Oggar whomped The Buddha upside His head.
The Buddha smiled and handed The Oggar
The Perfect Beer of Enlightenment.
"Nature is beautiful at its most violent and chaotic. Embrace the wildness, in the storm and in yourself. And meditate heavily with aid of Johnny Walker. You've got it right. Let it all keep turning."
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I nominate Palmy as the poet laureate of this thread. Well done!Glühwein Drunkard wrote:The Oggar met the Buddha on the Path to the Holy Tree.
The Buddha asked the Oggar
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
The Oggar whomped The Buddha upside His head.
The Buddha smiled and handed The Oggar
The Perfect Beer of Enlightenment.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Thanks my friend!grey goose wrote:I nominate Palmy as the poet laureate of this thread. Well done!Glühwein Drunkard wrote:The Oggar met the Buddha on the Path to the Holy Tree.
The Buddha asked the Oggar
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
The Oggar whomped The Buddha upside His head.
The Buddha smiled and handed The Oggar
The Perfect Beer of Enlightenment.
Cheers (although it's Gin tonight)
"Nature is beautiful at its most violent and chaotic. Embrace the wildness, in the storm and in yourself. And meditate heavily with aid of Johnny Walker. You've got it right. Let it all keep turning."
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"One Bourbon, one Scotch, and one Beer" was inspired by Oggar's newborn feeding instructions.
NAFTA prohibits displaying the "Drink Canada Dry" slogan within fifteen miles of Mankato.
Oggar drinks as much as Barack Obama rocks.
Oggar had the superpower of flight, but quit when they banned carryon liquids.
NAFTA prohibits displaying the "Drink Canada Dry" slogan within fifteen miles of Mankato.
Oggar drinks as much as Barack Obama rocks.
Oggar had the superpower of flight, but quit when they banned carryon liquids.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
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The Wacky Drunk building is real.
Most of the confusion leading to it's urban legend has to do with the fact that it wasn't designed that way, but the modifications occurred after Oggar gave the architect and entire construction team a simultaneous headbutt.
Most of the confusion leading to it's urban legend has to do with the fact that it wasn't designed that way, but the modifications occurred after Oggar gave the architect and entire construction team a simultaneous headbutt.
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