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bender! wrote:Isn't there an age limit you have to agree with to get on this board? Like at least 18 or something?
I was thinking the same thing. Let's not send a screaming invitation to MADD to shut us down. Remember that underage kid last year who wanted to throw a motel bash? He was a MADD magnet.
Oh heck. Yeah, underage drinking is bad! Terrible!
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I thought this thread was able 10's sister telling him to stop exposing himself to the neighborhood while he waits for his laundry to dry..
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To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD?

Seriously though, I am far too cool to let age stop me.
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Oooh, update, my laundry is done! There is nothing like burning your nuts and pubes on too-hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

Ahhhhh...
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Tenshanhan wrote:Oooh, update, my laundry is done! There is nothing like burning your nuts and pubes on too-hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

Ahhhhh...
Krammer?
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Underage drinking is terrible. just terrible.


i could never condone such a thing. never.
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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Tenshanhan wrote:Oooh, update, my laundry is done! There is nothing like burning your nuts and pubes on too-hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

Ahhhhh...
Krammer?
No, he was burning his berries on some hot undies, not yelling at african americans at a comedy club
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I love you guys.

And girls. Wait, especially you girls.
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Tenshanhan wrote:To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD?

Seriously though, I am far too cool to let age stop me.
You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up?
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Fast Cast wrote:
Tenshanhan wrote:To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD?

Seriously though, I am far too cool to let age stop me.
You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up?
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!"
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Tenshanhan wrote:Oooh, update, my laundry is done! There is nothing like burning your nuts and pubes on too-hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

Ahhhhh...
One morning I was running late for work, as I was (as always) out too late drinking the night before.. Upon awakening, I ran atop the stairs, put dryer on, and ran back downstairs to take a shower.. After drying off, I ran to the dryer naked, pulled out some hot briefs, and revelled in the comforting bliss.. I became so comfortable, I fell over down the stairs..

Such sweet bliss..
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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
Tenshanhan wrote:To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD?

Seriously though, I am far too cool to let age stop me.
You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up?
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like some candy, maybe go for a ride in my van?"
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up?
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!"
What Tenshanhan meant to say was "Yes."

Seriously though, I bring up my age when I feel it's applicable... If it makes anyone uncomfortable, I'll stop.
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It's only applicable to the guy carding you at the liquor store and to the prohibitionists et al who would like nothing more than to see us all shut off.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Tenshanhan wrote:To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD?

Seriously though, I am far too cool to let age stop me.
Seriously though, from personal experience, to be cocky/arrogant on this board you have to earn the privilege.
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