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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up?
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like some candy, maybe go for a ride in my van?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Have you ever seen a grown man with Hello Kitty bedsheets? No? Well, come on in!"
I'll miss you, pallie.

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HAHAHA. That's great. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing FC's hello kitty sheets =P
RIP Tim.

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Oh, my arrogance is completely sarcastic... I say it in self deprecation, not seriously.
"A toast to Dave here on his birthday! Man, of all the guys I've ever known... You're one of 'em."

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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote: What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like some candy, maybe go for a ride in my van?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Have you ever seen a grown man with Hello Kitty bedsheets? No? Well, come on in!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like to play with My Little Pony?"
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Yes.

A resounding yes.
"A toast to Dave here on his birthday! Man, of all the guys I've ever known... You're one of 'em."

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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like some candy, maybe go for a ride in my van?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Have you ever seen a grown man with Hello Kitty bedsheets? No? Well, come on in!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like to play with My Little Pony?"
You two should hurry up and get a (play)room together already.

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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like some candy, maybe go for a ride in my van?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Have you ever seen a grown man with Hello Kitty bedsheets? No? Well, come on in!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like to play with My Little Pony?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I bust your Strawberry, Shortcake?"
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote: What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Have you ever seen a grown man with Hello Kitty bedsheets? No? Well, come on in!"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like to play with My Little Pony?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I bust your Strawberry, Shortcake?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Tell me Tenshanhan, do you like gladiator movies?

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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No, but I HAVE been to a Turkish prison.

Also, when I was 15, I bought myself an Easy Bake oven with my Christmas money because my Dad wouldn't.

Edit: Damn it, you got to that one before me.
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JohnnyTequila wrote:Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
This would be the perfect time for the wide-eyed emoticon.
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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Would you like to play with My Little Pony?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I bust your Strawberry, Shortcake?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

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