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190Flask wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote:Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
This would be the perfect time for the wide-eyed emoticon.
Or a Kevin Bacon clip from Wild Things..

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Ewwww. Please no!

Also: DJF just reminded me that I do know where those lines are from. Unfortunately I've only seen Airplane wasted....apparently.
RIP Tim.
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190Flask wrote:Ewwww. Please no!

Also: DJF just reminded me that I do know where those lines are from. Unfortunately I've only seen Airplane wasted....apparently.
I'll drink to that!
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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote: What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I bust your Strawberry, Shortcake?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."
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im just glad no one has pointed out the fact that i am so obviously post whoring so i can get to 5000 today.
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ampersand2001 wrote: Oh heck. Yeah, underage drinking is bad! Terrible!
I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?
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JohnnyTequila wrote:im just glad no one has pointed out the fact that i am so obviously post whoring so i can get to 5000 today.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
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God, I think I've seen Airplane about 13 times... It is the raciest movie that they'll let us watch on long school trips when we have a coach bus, so we watch it every. damn. time.

Not that that's a bad thing.
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JohnnyTequila wrote:im just glad no one has pointed out the fact that i am so obviously post whoring so i can get to 5000 today.
Really? I thought you'd been post whoring the past 3 days ;)
RIP Tim.
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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"
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cloud8 wrote:
ampersand2001 wrote: Oh heck. Yeah, underage drinking is bad! Terrible!
I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?


"MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form."
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cloud8 wrote:
ampersand2001 wrote: Oh heck. Yeah, underage drinking is bad! Terrible!
I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?
Keep talking like that and I'll never buy you a drink within the commonwealth!
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JohnnyTequila wrote:
cloud8 wrote:
ampersand2001 wrote: Oh heck. Yeah, underage drinking is bad! Terrible!
I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?


"MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form."
I call dibs on the triangle!!
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Fiyah wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote:
cloud8 wrote: I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?


"MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form."
I call dibs on the triangle!!
I call doggy style, thanks!
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Fiyah wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote:
cloud8 wrote: I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now?


"MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form."
I call dibs on the triangle!!
I'm pretty sure I could drive drunk in a circle if I really tried.
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