Fast Cast wrote:
What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"[/quote]
What BMMS meant to say was, "Reach right in here and grab my Polly Pocket, she's been very lonely lately."[/quote]
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Reach right in there and grab Bob the Builder's hammer. And grab his snack of nuts while your there."[/quote]
What BMMS meant to say was, "Do you like to dance, because I have my Bella Dancerella outfit in the backseat...and an extra one, too...in your size."[/quote]
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Tickle me, Elmo."
Hoosker wrote:Oh, fucking great. After almost 30 years, I'm back in high school.
If only it were really the '70's.
I assume you mean 1870's.
No, that's Great Grand Dad.
Fucker lived to be 103 and loved to smoke and drink.
Ha. Sounds like my grandmother. She smoked until she was 50 and then got to to be 70 and said "Fuck it" and started smoking again. I learned how to make Bloody Marys by going to her house after school. She lived to be 97.
My Irish-Catholic Grandmother is still kicking at 95... She loves to make Protestant jokes at every family dinner.
"How many Protestant's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"I don't know Grandma, how many?"
"It doesn't matter dear, they're in eternal darkness anyway! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
That cackle still haunts my nightmares... The funny thing is, the rest of the family no longer cares about the Catholic-Protestant feud... It's pretty much just her.
"A toast to Dave here on his birthday! Man, of all the guys I've ever known... You're one of 'em."
My great grandmother died last year at 107. She never quite forgave my mum for marrying my dad (a non-Catholic), even though she got on really well with him. Weird.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk