I Am Somewhat Impressive...

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm

BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Reach right in here and grab my Polly Pocket, she's been very lonely lately."

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm

Tenshanhan wrote:
Fiyah wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote:

"MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form."
I call dibs on the triangle!!
I'm pretty sure I could drive drunk in a circle if I really tried.

Get your pi squared first..

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:40 pm

Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Reach right in here and grab my Polly Pocket, she's been very lonely lately."[/quote]

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Reach right in there and grab Bob the Builder's hammer. And grab his snack of nuts while your there."

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:42 pm

BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Reach right in here and grab my Polly Pocket, she's been very lonely lately."[/quote]

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Reach right in there and grab Bob the Builder's hammer. And grab his snack of nuts while your there."[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Do you like to dance, because I have my Bella Dancerella outfit in the backseat...and an extra one, too...in your size."

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:45 pm

Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Fast Cast wrote: What BMMS meant to say was, "Can I make a fudge cake in your Easy Bake Oven?"
What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Can I see if it Wiggles?"
What BMMS meant to say was, "Want to watch the Donkey Kong master at work? Good, bend over this barrel."

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "You don't mind if I Pikuchu and then Pokemon, do you?"[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Reach right in here and grab my Polly Pocket, she's been very lonely lately."[/quote]

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Reach right in there and grab Bob the Builder's hammer. And grab his snack of nuts while your there."[/quote]

What BMMS meant to say was, "Do you like to dance, because I have my Bella Dancerella outfit in the backseat...and an extra one, too...in your size."[/quote]

What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Tickle me, Elmo."

& · Post by & » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:54 pm

Why are my eyes burning???

cloud8 · Post by **cloud8** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:55 pm

ampersand2001 wrote: I call doggy style, thanks!

There is nothing like the Sapir-Whorf position, but if I talked about it, I could be banned.

Tenshanhan · Post by **Tenshanhan** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:55 pm

Mine are burning too... But I've been staring at a computer screen for like 6 hours. And drinking.

RIPT · Post by **RIPT** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:08 pm

Oh, fucking great. After almost 30 years, I'm back in high school.

If only it were really the '70's.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:09 pm

Hoosker wrote:Oh, fucking great. After almost 30 years, I'm back in high school.

If only it were really the '70's.

I assume you mean 1870's.

RIPT · Post by **RIPT** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:14 pm

BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Hoosker wrote:Oh, fucking great. After almost 30 years, I'm back in high school.

If only it were really the '70's.
I assume you mean 1870's.

No, that's Great Grand Dad.

Fucker lived to be 103 and loved to smoke and drink.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:28 pm

Hoosker wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
Hoosker wrote:Oh, fucking great. After almost 30 years, I'm back in high school.

If only it were really the '70's.
I assume you mean 1870's.
No, that's Great Grand Dad.

Fucker lived to be 103 and loved to smoke and drink.

Ha. Sounds like my grandmother. She smoked until she was 50 and then got to to be 70 and said "Fuck it" and started smoking again. I learned how to make Bloody Marys by going to her house after school. She lived to be 97.

Tenshanhan · Post by **Tenshanhan** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:47 pm

My Irish-Catholic Grandmother is still kicking at 95... She loves to make Protestant jokes at every family dinner.

"How many Protestant's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"I don't know Grandma, how many?"

"It doesn't matter dear, they're in eternal darkness anyway! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

That cackle still haunts my nightmares... The funny thing is, the rest of the family no longer cares about the Catholic-Protestant feud... It's pretty much just her.

GSG · Post by **GSG** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:49 pm

My great grandmother died last year at 107. She never quite forgave my mum for marrying my dad (a non-Catholic), even though she got on really well with him. Weird.