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I'm sick and tired of being censored

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And I has(sic) a bottle of Booker's Bourbon.

8 YRS. 2 MO BATCH NO. C97-A-31
63.3 % ALC/VOL 126.6 PROOF


It's so delicious that I'm even using a glass.

Booker's also helped give me the idea of posting an inflammatory headline with an adorable cat picture. If that isn't the cutest gosh-darn thing you've seen today, have a few more drinks. Even if it is, have a few more drinks anyway. That's what I plan on doing.

Discuss.
Be safe everyone.

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You're drinking a cat?!?!?

Dont make me read the words..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Post by Fast Cast »

I'd barbecue that cat for a glass of Booker's right now.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Post by ***** »

Meth, you consistently raise the bar for what is "funny" and what is "rilly goddam funny" at the same time. I applaud you.

Have a drink on me sir, your call.

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Post by greygoose »

Fiyah wrote:You're drinking a cat?!?!?.
That's what blenders are for. Throw in a little Zima and voila.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

grey goose wrote:
Fiyah wrote:You're drinking a cat?!?!?.
That's what blenders are for. Throw in a little Zima and voila.
What the hell is "voila"? It can't be bourban.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
grey goose wrote:
Fiyah wrote:You're drinking a cat?!?!?.
That's what blenders are for. Throw in a little Zima and voila.
What the hell is "voila"? It can't be bourban.
I think Goose is saying, "A little Zima in a pussy, and you've a drink"?? I could be wrong on that intereptation, as I've been reading the Bible a bit lately..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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"A toast to Dave here on his birthday! Man, of all the guys I've ever known... You're one of 'em."

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Maybe we need to make our own episode of "Will It Blend"?

http://www.willitblend.com/

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BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
grey goose wrote:
Fiyah wrote:You're drinking a cat?!?!?.
That's what blenders are for. Throw in a little Zima and voila.
What the hell is "voila"? It can't be bourban.
It's a large string instrument. Leave him alone, he was in the school band.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Fast Cast wrote:
BeerMakesMeScrooge wrote:
grey goose wrote:That's what blenders are for. Throw in a little Zima and voila.
What the hell is "voila"? It can't be bourban.
It's a large string instrument. Leave him alone, he was in the school band.
Probably went to band camp, too.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Post by Smatter Noguts »

I went to purchase the necter of the Gods today and the only thing on the shelf was a bottle in some cutesy box for $65.

Ezrah Brooks is keeping me company instead.

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Good way to spend an evening...
Bookers & Pussy.....works for me.
Bourbon is like a sweater you wear on the inside.
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Re: I'm sick and tired of being censored

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methfront wrote:Image

can't....stop......laughing.......don't.......know......why.....
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