Drunk dial Thread

[WastelessPointOfTime]

That this thread is so dead is depressing to me. But that's ok. Whatever is the name of the game in this post-apocalyptic world.

[onedollarbob]

Drunk dialing on a rotary phone takes lots of skillz and patience (gin, actually).

[Savage]

that's a lovely song...

Beats this one (those of a nervous disposition, and that means you, dear lady S., do not click upon the link! You really have been warned...)

I'll maybe PM you in a few weeks, have a lot of exams in the next fortnight

Sounds like a plan. Good luck with the exams.

well, i did. click. ever the scab picker am i. am damn. they had to shoot me up with straight caffeine to wake me up.

[Lush City]

I'm getting started, still coherent but try me later. Hurricane party!! w00t!!

This is what happened when I tried to call you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCLTeaH0YPY

[One for the Frog]

Tonight, I resisted.

[calx]

I'm up if anyone wants a dose of brawndo.

[Savage]

It's raining.
Oh, yeah, yawn, you say.

NO! IT'S RAINING. IN TUMBLEWEED JUNCTION! THE LAST TIME IT RAINED WAS BACK IN 19 AUGHT TWELVE! WOMEN STILL WORE CORSETS! IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE AN AFFAIR, YOU HAD TO BRING A LADY'S MAID TO GET THE B---- UNDRESSED!!!

They didn't even have phones back then. You had to contact a Western Union operator, who would use his telegraph machine to contact the Pony Express. Six days, four riders,and eight horses (six still living), your message would be delivered.

BUT BY THAT TIME, YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN AN INTERESTED STATE ANYMORE! AND ANYWAY, IF SHE CALLED YOU ON THE CRANK-UP PHONE, EVERYONE FROM HERE TO BOISE COULD HEAR YOUR PATHETIC BEGGING! Good thing they didn't have YouTube back then.


I really want some chocolate pots de creme, but when the fridge broke, there was much spoilage. We do have some lemon meringue pie, but somehow, it's just not the same.

[Lush City]

Maybe you need some motivation to make that call: http://youtu.be/aH3Q_CZy968

[calx]

i'm full of piss and vinegar if anyone wants to call me. pm plz.

[Bur]

my skype is catburgertrout, just in case somebody wants to call me that way.

[Lush City]

I need a secure connection. My tin foil hat is not enough. Encryption is good.

[Savage]

i keep getting wrong numbers from strange men I am very much afraid that my number might be on a wall of dispreputaion somewhere. Somebody dig up Dear Abby, as I need advice,. And more bourbon. I drank it all and am thirsty.

[Savage]

and btw,sucks, being me.

[Mr. Viking]

I phoned lots of family members yesterday. I hope they aren't too annoyed

[Lush City]

i keep getting wrong numbers from strange men I am very much afraid that my number might be on a wall of dispreputaion somewhere. Somebody dig up Dear Abby, as I need advice,. And more bourbon. I drank it all and am thirsty.

Are you sure they aren't robo dialers? I'm being cursed by them. Never answer the phone anymore. It's always junk automated crap. Too old and too drunk to worry about my social rating. Just want peace. Bought a zapper gadget that detects these calls and now I can drink in peace.