doing some domestic chores earlier. goddamn toilet brush broke nearly in half. i had to go to store to the get a new one. hubby requested i get some beer, since he was watching NASCAR at the time (we had no other beer-- other than than the bud light that we already had).i load up some shit (toilet brush, sierra nevada, etc. on the conveyer belt)...
tell clerk, "hubby gets beer, i get a toilet brush!"
she (sales clerk) tried to be funny and said, "Make him share!" (she meant the BEER)
...i said, "No problem! HALF the toilet brush is HIS!!" the clerk (and three older ladies behind me laughed for like 30 seconds...the guy-- 4th in line looked at me like, "bitch! don't let that beer get warm!"
i drove around for half an hour just to piss off the men folks-- ;^)
i THINK i made a booze joke in the grocery store--
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i THINK i made a booze joke in the grocery store--
my super power is turning money into booze