i need a cure.

Lushlife · Post by **Lushlife** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:53 pm

The difference between undrunkenness and drunkeness can be so vast. When I read this thread s*ber I read it at face value. Reading the thread title drunk, it is like reading it for the first time. Free association took over and suddenly I was flashing back to Huey Lewis at the Marin County Fair in about 1988.

ChiliDawg · Post by **ChiliDawg** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:16 pm

Hot Lips Houlihan wrote:The difference between undrunkenness and drunkeness can be so vast. When I read this thread s*ber I read it at face value. Reading the thread title drunk, it is like reading it for the first time. Free association took over and suddenly I was flashing back to Huey Lewis at the Marin County Fair in about 1988.

Want a new Drug?

Lushlife · Post by **Lushlife** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:40 pm

ChiliDawg wrote:
Hot Lips Houlihan wrote:The difference between undrunkenness and drunkeness can be so vast. When I read this thread s*ber I read it at face value. Reading the thread title drunk, it is like reading it for the first time. Free association took over and suddenly I was flashing back to Huey Lewis at the Marin County Fair in about 1988.
Want a new Drug?

Ah...ChiliDawg got it. Thank you. Exactly.

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:25 pm

i discovered that beer does not help my condition. i used to consume it between drinks or to undrunk up (i hate you) for court appearances and the like. i drank two pilsners at dinner then fell asleep. i wasn't drunk, just too damn sleepy to keep my eyes open.
hard liquor and wine seem to help keep my cheeks rosy and my mood chipper. nick can have the rest of the beer.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:41 pm

There ya go.

ChiliDawg · Post by **ChiliDawg** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:49 pm

Hot Lips Houlihan wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:
Hot Lips Houlihan wrote:The difference between undrunkenness and drunkeness can be so vast. When I read this thread s*ber I read it at face value. Reading the thread title drunk, it is like reading it for the first time. Free association took over and suddenly I was flashing back to Huey Lewis at the Marin County Fair in about 1988.
Want a new Drug?
Ah...ChiliDawg got it. Thank you. Exactly.

Margret, you make a surgeon want to drink. I'll take mine in the swamp

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:01 pm

I wasn't kidding about Benadryl, but if you want liquid therapy, try whiskey until the bottle is dry, then hit the gin..

Then say, "Fuck I should have stayed with the Benadryl"

Then say, "I love Fiyah, cuz he was right and drunk, and still right like 3 left hand turns"

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:11 pm

hey screwball: i gave birth not too long ago. i'll drink what works for me, thanks.
douchetrough.

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:13 pm

If you have to stay awake because of the babes, try Claritin and/or Sudafed. I get sinus things all the time, Sudafed (or its generic equivalent, depending on what drug store you go to) is the ONLY thing that works for me.

Mrs Glenfiddich · Post by **Mrs Glenfiddich** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:13 pm

Shotting cheap scotch has cured me of tonsilitis before, my theory is it should work for just about any ear/nose/throat affliction. Well, hey, it sure couldn't hurt!

noirly · Post by **noirly** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:16 pm

please disregard last post . . .nicky your lookin pertty good fer a grrl who just gave berth . . .hot cider and rum alwayds werks fer my colds

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:42 pm

Would a tequilla stuntman work?

**** · Post by ******** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:50 pm

noirly wrote:please disregard last post . . .nicky your lookin pertty good fer a grrl who just gave berth . . .hot cider and rum alwayds werks fer my colds

that photo was pre-baby.
but you're right. i look awesome.

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:49 pm

The Hot Toddy is both seasonal and functional.

**** · Post by ******** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:15 am

steved2112 wrote:The Hot Toddy is both seasonal and functional.

agreed. those have been working nicely.