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Oh, and a "Happy" St. Urho's Day as well.

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First Santa Claus, and now this. I come to find out that St. Urho is a relatively contemporary invention, and at that not even originating from Finland.

Here's what the ever authoritative crapshoot Wikipedia has to say on the subject.
The legend of St. Urho was the invention of a Finnish-American named Richard Mattson, who worked at Ketola's Department Store in Virginia, Minnesota in spring of 1956. Mattson later recounted that he invented St. Urho when he was questioned by coworker Gene McCavic about the Finns' lack of a saint like the Irish St. Patrick, whose feat of casting the snakes out of Ireland is remembered on St. Patrick's Day.[1]

According to the original "Ode to St. Urho" written by Gene McCavic and Richard Mattson, St. Urho was supposed to have cast "tose 'Rogs" (those frogs) out of Finland by the power of his loud voice, which he obtained by drinking "feelia sour" (sour whole milk) and eating "kala mojakka" (fish soup).[2]

The original "Ode to St. Urho" identified St. Urho's Day as taking place on May 24. Later the date was changed to March 16, the day before St. Patrick's Day.
Actually, wikitits, this year it's being celebrated on Mar. 17th, the same day as St. Patty's.

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St. Urho's feast is supposed to be celebrated by wearing the colors Royal Purple and Nile Green. Other details of the invented legend also changed, apparently under the influence of Dr. Sulo Havumäki, a psychology professor at Bemidji State College in Bemidji, Minnesota. The legend now states that St. Urho drove away grasshoppers (rather than frogs) from Finland using the incantation "Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!" ("Grasshopper, grasshopper, go from hence to Hell!"), thus saving the Finnish grape crops.[3]
It's all a lie. My mongrel ancestry isn't more than marginally Finnish, and yet there's a hole in my heart that goes all the way to Helsinki. Bring on the bottle, dear friends, so that I may erase this sham Urho from my memory.
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I have a hankerin' for some ludefisk now.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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wikipedia just recently reported that sinbad (the comedian, not the sailor) is deceased. not that anyone would stop their day if it were true, but it isn't.

wikipedia: as reliable as fox news and the new york post.

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nicky o'chicklihan wrote:wikipedia just recently reported that sinbad (the comedian, not the sailor) is deceased. not that anyone would stop their day if it were true, but it isn't.

wikipedia: as reliable as fox news and the new york post.
I met Sinbad, the comedian, not the sailor, at a MacWorld New York some years ago. I got his autograph, and noticed that his bodyguards looked like they wanted to kill me for asking him for it.
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Mayhem wrote:I met Sinbad, the comedian, not the sailor, at a MacWorld New York some years ago. I got his autograph, and noticed that his bodyguards looked like they wanted to kill me for asking him for it.
maybe your junk was exposed.

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nicky o'chicklihan wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I met Sinbad, the comedian, not the sailor, at a MacWorld New York some years ago. I got his autograph, and noticed that his bodyguards looked like they wanted to kill me for asking him for it.
maybe your junk was exposed.
Not you too, Nic!
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Mayhem wrote:I have a hankerin' for some ludefisk now.
That's a lye and you know it.

nicky o'chicklihan wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I met Sinbad, the comedian, not the sailor, at a MacWorld New York some years ago. I got his autograph, and noticed that his bodyguards looked like they wanted to kill me for asking him for it.
maybe your junk was exposed.
He was the only one there in an open bathrobe.
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nicky o'chicklihan wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I met Sinbad, the comedian, not the sailor, at a MacWorld New York some years ago. I got his autograph, and noticed that his bodyguards looked like they wanted to kill me for asking him for it.
maybe your junk was exposed.
No doubt! LOL. And welcome back Nic. Greetings to Nick and the little chick-a-dee as well. I suppose Wikipedia is as reliable as whoever is contributing to it.

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Badfellow wrote:It's all a lie. My mongrel ancestry isn't more than marginally Finnish, and yet there's a hole in my heart that goes all the way to Helsinki. Bring on the bottle, dear friends, so that I may erase this sham Urho from my memory.
Erase him from your memory?!? It's all in fun. To wish your Finnish friends a happy St. Urho's day, you want to say, "Hauskaa Urhon paivää," and when you raise your glass of kossu to him who delivered Suomi from grasshoppers, say "Kippis" / cheers! and pour another glass.

Actually I always thought the choice of "Urho" for Minnesota's Finnish patron saint was based on Urho Kekkonen, who ruled Finland with an iron hand for 30 years ending in 1981.
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Yep, I posted somewhere around last weekend about St. Urho. Being 5/8 Suomalainen, I have to uphold the heritage. Drinking Skyy helps, too.
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cloud8 wrote: Actually I always thought the choice of "Urho" for Minnesota's Finnish patron saint was based on Urho Kekkonen, who ruled Finland with an iron hand for 30 years ending in 1981.
According to the rest of the wiki article, you are correct sir. I also caught, and perhaps you can confirm whether or not it's true, that "urho" translates to "hero" in Finnish.

I only bash old Erho in jest. Kippis!
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To all you Finns and partial Finns out there, Hausta nuppa?

5 points if you can tell me what that means.
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Badfellow wrote:According to the rest of the wiki article, you are correct sir. I also caught, and perhaps you can confirm whether or not it's true, that "urho" translates to "hero" in Finnish.

I only bash old Erho in jest. Kippis!
Yes, Urho means hero.

Under Urho Kekkonen's rule, the Finns called their country Kekkoslavakia. Some think he was KBG all along. Yet there is a fine line to tread when you are a small country next to the Iso Karhu / Big Bear. The fact is that Finland is the only country boardering Russia that was not yanked behind the iron curtain...

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Ginger Martini wrote:To all you Finns and partial Finns out there, Hausta nuppa?

5 points if you can tell me what that means.
Might this refer to a pleasing curvature of the female anatomy?

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Maybe you can teach me some naughty Finnish phrases, cloud. I don't think I could ask my uncle, would get kinda embarassing.
However, he did give me a translation of the Kalevala. THAT'S something to be read while drunk.
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