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Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:36 pm

your AFRAID your not gunna live past 40?! hell i dont PLAN on living past 40.

two bottles of beer a night is weak sauce,2 bottles of wine a night is fine. get concerned when you reach two bottles of whiskey a night

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:01 pm

...living in the city, i jus wanna fuck some slut, i looove living in the city full of shit and puke and goo.

tomodon · Post by **tomodon** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:16 pm

Goose-Wingman wrote:
Bluto wrote:No, two bottles is not too much. Unless it causes to to not be funtional on a regular basis. Part of being a Modern Drunkard is the ability to remain functional.
I function fine. The thing is, I feel like I can function fine whether I'm at 1/10th strength or all-guns-blazing. Maybe I need a job that needs me to function more, better, more usefully...

I'll worry about that later.

absolutely spot on. cruising on auto-pilot at a job you can do standing on your head certainly makes it easy for the functional drunkard!

Bluto · Post by **Bluto** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:43 pm

tomodon wrote:
Goose-Wingman wrote:
Bluto wrote:No, two bottles is not too much. Unless it causes to to not be funtional on a regular basis. Part of being a Modern Drunkard is the ability to remain functional.
I function fine. The thing is, I feel like I can function fine whether I'm at 1/10th strength or all-guns-blazing. Maybe I need a job that needs me to function more, better, more usefully...

I'll worry about that later.
absolutely spot on. cruising on auto-pilot at a job you can do standing on your head certainly makes it easy for the functional drunkard!

Those are great jobs to have. Government work's a good gig, it you can get it.
That being said, there's more to being functional then punching a clock. So as long as you've got all your ducks in a row drink up! I know I am.
cheers