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What Do You Smoke When You Drink?

Post by mattgrowler »

I smoke a pipe. With tobacco in it. Fuck you. It's the thinking man's tobacco for getting smashed and it doesn't have to be all upper class, either. A corn cob and captain black will do just as well as any fancy pipe.

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swisher sweets or el cheapo ninio cigars usually flavored like amaretto or rum. . . cause I tell myself I quit smokin cigarettes . . . and lots of Gods Green Ganja

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Ummmm .... I feel bad that I'm the first that had to say this ... I like to smoke trees when I'm drinking.
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Pot.
See them fellas with the cardboard signs? Scrapin up a little money to buy a bottle of wine
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Pole. I mean, cigarettes.
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Cigarettes. I'm not a dirty hippie.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Whatever is in my immediate vicinity.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
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stanky cloves. and pole
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Post by GSG »

Marlboros (red or menthol), or Lucky Strikes when I remember that I really like them.
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terrorists, cigarettes, and the weed

not in that order though

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Post by Dr. Dotto S. Blotto »

i'm still working on the free pack of Kools that i acquired two months ago. no, they are not tasty.

if i'm feeling special, i will purchase some Nat Sherman Fantasias. :)

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Post by l... »

crack.. like ruiner.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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Dotto Blotto wrote:i'm still working on the free pack of Kools that i acquired two months ago. no, they are not tasty.

if i'm feeling special, i will purchase some Nat Sherman Fantasias. :)
just read this! i LOVE them! i used to want to have a band called 'nat sherman and the fantasia light orchestra'
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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Post by cloud8 »

I don't smoke anything. Except when the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series. Then I lit up a cigar...not the Cuban one I'd been saving; that rotted away years ago. Just a stale cheapo that a proud new father had handed out. My younger son said, Dad, You look like that's the best smoke you ever had in your life.

Yes, it was.
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