Russian mail-order brides

Tarcek · Post by **Tarcek** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:07 pm

Badfellow wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
A spam-bot that can't properly imbed a URL...??!?

PLEASE don't ban him...this may be the genesis of a new, mutant, human/machine life-form.

Do you think we can teach it how to drink, smoke and play cards?

...can spambots fall in love?

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:57 pm

Badfellow wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
A spam-bot that can't properly imbed a URL...??!?

PLEASE don't ban him...this may be the genesis of a new, mutant, human/machine life-form.

Do you think we can teach it how to drink, smoke and play cards?

It is our duty to try.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:22 pm

I miss Massivedrunk and fdoosey and wish that they would post here more.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:00 am

My future ex is russian. I can send her over. Can you drink a plane ticket away?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:37 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:Another one was called CHERRY BLOSSOMs and they specialized in, but by no means were restricted to, Asian brides.

I remember those. A dude I worked with had those all the time. It was before google translate, some of the self descriptions were hilarious.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:57 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Another one was called CHERRY BLOSSOMs and they specialized in, but by no means were restricted to, Asian brides.
I remember those. A dude I worked with had those all the time. It was before google translate, some of the self descriptions were hilarious.

My brother got him a Thai wife through the Blossoms. He figured if he couldn't find a compatible domestic he'd find and import. So far working well for him.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat May 21, 2016 6:23 pm

Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Another one was called CHERRY BLOSSOMs and they specialized in, but by no means were restricted to, Asian brides.
I remember those. A dude I worked with had those all the time. It was before google translate, some of the self descriptions were hilarious.

My brother got him a Thai wife through the Blossoms. He figured if he couldn't find a compatible domestic he'd find and import. So far working well for him.

That's pretty cool, I never knew anyone who had one shipped in. Although if I were to look up Tony the guy I worked with, I would bet he got him one. He had a copy all the time and he talked about it a lot.
Also it seems they had successful stories with pics on the inside cover. Did your bro get featured?
Also I just looked it up online but you have to sign up to view any of the chicks and I figured that's just another list I don't need to be on.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 1:47 pm

massivedrunk wrote:Who else is gonna screw Sarge?

Speak for yourself, po'k boy

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:21 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:
massivedrunk wrote:Who else is gonna screw Sarge?
Speak for yourself, po'k boy

And 9 years later it comes to closure.

I supposed since you stopped drinking and became an Amish woman, we'll see you post again in 2025

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:34 am

Badfellow wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
massivedrunk wrote:Who else is gonna screw Sarge?
Speak for yourself, po'k boy
And 9 years later it comes to closure.

I supposed since you stopped drinking and became an Amish woman, we'll see you post again in 2025

Doubtful, that butter churning takes up a ton of time.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:07 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:
Badfellow wrote:

And 9 years later it comes to closure.

I supposed since you stopped drinking and became an Amish woman, we'll see you post again in 2025
Doubtful, that butter churning takes up a ton of time.

Amish Paradise

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:20 am

[quot
My brother got him a Thai wife through the Blossoms. He figured if he couldn't find a compatible domestic he'd find and import. So far working well for him.[/quote]

That's pretty cool, I never knew anyone who had one shipped in. Although if I were to look up Tony the guy I worked with, I would bet he got him one. He had a copy all the time and he talked about it a lot.
Also it seems they had successful stories with pics on the inside cover. Did your bro get featured?
Also I just looked it up online but you have to sign up to view any of the chicks and I figured that's just another list I don't need to be on.[/quote]

Didn't get featured. And for the record Thai women are just as crazy as American dames. It's just a more exotic flavor of crazy.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:51 pm

hell yes
exotic. I like that
I bet it was intense shit just the first meeting anbd shit

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:52 am

My russian bride drinks all my booze, smokes my cigs and makes me walk her three stupid dogs.
I say, get away from them as far as possible

Edit: And she betrays me with random cab drivers I think.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:10 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:I miss Massivedrunk and fdoosey and wish that they would post here more.

It has been a long time for both. Let's put out an APB. "...last seen, drunk, and disheveled." (And, in the case of Massive Dave, "drunk and in charge of a bicycle."

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