Some of you may be overjoyed (others dismayed) to hear that while i was thoroughly plowed last night, some absolute bitch tried to strangle me to death.
Last night, in essence, is completely unexplainable - i remember starting drinking at the Gloc, all very nice and with friends, nothing at all for about 5 hours then some scary batshit insane girl with her hands tightly gripping my throat and crushing my windpipe trying to murder me, and then waking up in my own bed this morning.
the attempted murder of dan_uk
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is Dave my new future ex-boyfriend? If so...tell him I get Botox in a few weeks!dan_uk wrote:Dave informs me that from his memory, her (average hotness) and her friend (man the harpoons!) kept buying me drinks.
I fear i may have been drugged...
seriously though Dan..wtf is up with women trying to manhandle you? you must smell real good and stuff.:)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Were you robbed of anything?
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it's all that axe body spray, the gamecube playing, and the BIG BLACK DILDOS!liz... wrote:is Dave my new future ex-boyfriend? If so...tell him I get Botox in a few weeks!dan_uk wrote:Dave informs me that from his memory, her (average hotness) and her friend (man the harpoons!) kept buying me drinks.
I fear i may have been drugged...
seriously though Dan..wtf is up with women trying to manhandle you? you must smell real good and stuff.:)
i was going to write 'axe' but feared they did not have such a FINE product in Dans country.& wrote:it's all that axe body spray, the gamecube playing, and the BIG BLACK DILDOS!liz... wrote:is Dave my new future ex-boyfriend? If so...tell him I get Botox in a few weeks!dan_uk wrote:Dave informs me that from his memory, her (average hotness) and her friend (man the harpoons!) kept buying me drinks.
I fear i may have been drugged...
seriously though Dan..wtf is up with women trying to manhandle you? you must smell real good and stuff.:)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
mike ships it to him in discreet packagingliz... wrote:i was going to write 'axe' but feared they did not have such a FINE product in Dans country.& wrote:it's all that axe body spray, the gamecube playing, and the BIG BLACK DILDOS!liz... wrote: is Dave my new future ex-boyfriend? If so...tell him I get Botox in a few weeks!
seriously though Dan..wtf is up with women trying to manhandle you? you must smell real good and stuff.:)
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Its no Sex Panther. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.& wrote:it's all that axe body sprayliz... wrote:is Dave my new future ex-boyfriend? If so...tell him I get Botox in a few weeks!dan_uk wrote:Dave informs me that from his memory, her (average hotness) and her friend (man the harpoons!) kept buying me drinks.
I fear i may have been drugged...
seriously though Dan..wtf is up with women trying to manhandle you? you must smell real good and stuff.:)
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.