If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at

[G_W]

Go have a shiner bock and try to inject a little levity into your life, as much as you can get from a 4.4% ABV beer, anyway.

So your real opinion is to go Belgian?

So long as you don't mind refinishing the bathroom afterwards.

Good call.

[Saturn]

Rat poison in the Gainesburgers? That's not funny, asshole. Fucking sadist.

Yeah I was totally serious about Gerald finding a dog treat that hasn't been produced since the seventies and putting poison in it dumb bitch.

"Hey look at me. My name is Cloud8. I'm gonna go on a forum set up by a guy that's known for being unapologetically unPC and then I'm gonna shit my e-britches when someone cracks an unPC joke."

Shut up bitch.

Wow, Saturn, you really are a douche.

Your posts seem to be nothing but opinionated rants about the content of other people's posts. It's almost like you sit back and wait for other people to post so you can belittle them and tell them how wrong they are. While on occasion I happen to agree with your opinions (not often, and no, not in this thread), the abrasive way in which you present yourself is at best tiresome, at worst just obnoxious and boring. I'm all for mixing it up now and then with others here, but when it's all you seem capable of doing, it gets old in a hurry.

Go have a shiner bock and try to inject a little levity into your life, as much as you can get from a 4.4% ABV beer, anyway.

If you look at my post history, the vast majority of the time, other people begin flaming me first. But I give much better than I get so I end up looking like the bad guy.

This sphinx chick is responsible for her cat's poisoning whether she wants to admit it or not. She abandoned her pet and it ended up in the care of an irresponsible person.

You may think my posts are tiresome and boring, but your posts are utterly unremarkable. I can't recall a single post you've ever made or a single opinion you've ever expressed.

[Saturn]

Rat poison in the Gainesburgers? That's not funny, asshole. Fucking sadist.

Yeah I was totally serious about Gerald finding a dog treat that hasn't been produced since the seventies and putting poison in it dumb bitch.

"Hey look at me. My name is Cloud8. I'm gonna go on a forum set up by a guy that's known for being unapologetically unPC and then I'm gonna shit my e-britches when someone cracks an unPC joke."

Shut up bitch.

Wow, Saturn, you really are a douche.

Your posts seem to be nothing but opinionated rants about the content of other people's posts. It's almost like you sit back and wait for other people to post so you can belittle them and tell them how wrong they are. While on occasion I happen to agree with your opinions (not often, and no, not in this thread), the abrasive way in which you present yourself is at best tiresome, at worst just obnoxious and boring. I'm all for mixing it up now and then with others here, but when it's all you seem capable of doing, it gets old in a hurry.

Go have a shiner bock and try to inject a little levity into your life, as much as you can get from a 4.4% ABV beer, anyway.

If you look at my post history, the vast majority of the time, other people begin flaming me first. But I give much better than I get so all the losers that spend their precious lives in the chatroom start gossiping about how hard they've been owned and I end up looking like the bad guy.

Notice how everyone started bitching at me about the rat poison suggestion but no one cried about Gerald's talk of shooting the dog. Double standard.

This sphinx chick is responsible for her cat's poisoning whether she wants to admit it or not. She abandoned her pet and it ended up in the care of an irresponsible person. No other way around it. She also accuses a neighbor of purposely doing the poisoning though I doubt she has hard proof of this or she would have talked about how the cat killer went to court and such. Just wild speculation on her part in a further attempt to distance herself from the responsibility of the death of her cat. You people can enable this sort of animal neglect or drunk driving or any other stupid dangerous activity as much as you want but that's not me.

You may think my posts are tiresome and boring, but your posts are utterly unremarkable. I can't recall a single post you've ever made(excepting the one's I just read in the last 5 minutes in this thread) or a single opinion you've ever expressed.

[G_W]

modt peropl;e here know I wouldnt actuially shoto a dog, and to be grammatically correct, ZI said shoot AT

[****]

If you look at my post history, the vast majority of the time, other people begin flaming me first. But I give much better than I get so all the losers that spend their precious lives in the chatroom start gossiping about how hard they've been owned and I end up looking like the bad guy.

Notice how everyone started bitching at me about the rat poison suggestion but no one cried about Gerald's talk of shooting the dog. Double standard.

This sphinx chick is responsible for her cat's poisoning whether she wants to admit it or not. She abandoned her pet and it ended up in the care of an irresponsible person. No other way around it. She also accuses a neighbor of purposely doing the poisoning though I doubt she has hard proof of this or she would have talked about how the cat killer went to court and such. Just wild speculation on her part in a further attempt to distance herself from the responsibility of the death of her cat. You people can enable this sort of animal neglect or drunk driving or any other stupid dangerous activity as much as you want but that's not me.

You may think my posts are tiresome and boring, but your posts are utterly unremarkable. I can't recall a single post you've ever made(excepting the one's I just read in the last 5 minutes in this thread) or a single opinion you've ever expressed.

okay, we get it. you're better than we are. neato. if you need that so badly, you're welcome to it. i don't even know why you decided to join this board in the first place, much less why you continue to mingle amongst the dunces here.

saturn, i agree with sarge. find me someone here who doesn't. anyone?

[DrinxySphinx]

Totally agree with nic and sarge. While I know that you're wrong, and you can't own up to it that's a serious problem I can't help you with. Did I blame myself for my Isabella's demise? Yes, of course. If you couldn't gather that, it's because you don't know me (and I don't want to know you, I've seen plenty). Just because I was 18 didn't mean that I didn't feel responsible for my innocent companion, on the contrary. There was a friend of mine, my ex-husband now, who told me he would go get her for me. However, my ex upped and took Isa to Greer's without telling me till it was over and done.

Greer's cat had lived with him for 7yr, he believed she was safe in his neighborhood (his own cat)... who are you to judge?! Some people have outside cats, I had always kept my cat indoors. Doesn't mean that people with outside cats don't love them, their cats may just prefer it better outside and their owners want them to be happy. Some people can't own up to their mistakes, I usually take more of the blame than I ever deserved in the first place. You should seriously be banned, you're nothing more than a troll, on this board.

nic you were right, dogs bark that's what they do... so what?! Let's all get drunk!

[*****]

JesusTittyFuckingChrist, somebody just shoot this fuck

[grippingthewheel]

Saturn's a keeper. As much fun as the Black Plague, broken ribs and chronic IBS. He's brought nothing but joy into my internet life. Dante wrote about your future Mr. Saturn. Enjoy.

[bob robertson]

JesusTittyFuckingChrist, somebody just shoot this fuck

if theres any shooting going on, the fucking dogs and their owners need to be the first in line. i live in the city and accept the fact that theres noise on thecity, but it doenst prevent me from fantasizing about skinning the retarded pet owners alive as i eat their pets before the very eyes id like to pluck out...this is only a fantasy and will never happen, but a guy can dream.

fuck you pet owners who arent responsible enough to realize they shouldnt have a pet.
fuck you big dog owners who grew up on a farm and think a large dog belongs in the city and keep the bear locked up 12 hours a day and kick it out at night so it cries constantly.
fuck you apartment dog owner that thinks his OBESE dog doent mind the fact it never gets to play in the sun and never gets to run around and do dog things.
fuck you dog owner that thinks an obedient dog is a broken one and obedience training is cruel.
fuck you little sorority girl who brings her dog over to shit on our condos lawn and doesnt pick it up.
fuck you dog owner that cant stay off the bike lane and whos dog is running around and causes 3 almost crashes a minute.
fuck you cat owner who lets their cat out to kill all the morning songbirds. fuck you pet owner that brings their pet into a restaurant because the sign on the door saying "no pets", cant possibly mean little mittens.

fuck all you pet owners that think only of themselves and and their fucking pets/masters.

when the fuck did this board become so sensitive? where the fuck did these patchouli stinking sunbeam moon goddesses and Ray from high fidelity, come from? why the fuck has this piece of shit thread lasted so fucking long?

i dont know if any of you fuckholes deserve this knowledge, but if you have a chance, try Rush Rivers BubbleJack IPA and Unforgiven Amber Ale.

[G_W]

So, Grimbo, tell me how you really feel.

[TheBigCasino]

JesusTittyFuckingChrist, somebody just shoot this fuck

if theres any shooting going on, the fucking dogs and their owners need to be the first in line. i live in the city and accept the fact that theres noise on thecity, but it doenst prevent me from fantasizing about skinning the retarded pet owners alive as i eat their pets before the very eyes id like to pluck out...this is only a fantasy and will never happen, but a guy can dream.

fuck you pet owners who arent responsible enough to realize they shouldnt have a pet.
fuck you big dog owners who grew up on a farm and think a large dog belongs in the city and keep the bear locked up 12 hours a day and kick it out at night so it cries constantly.
fuck you apartment dog owner that thinks his OBESE dog doent mind the fact it never gets to play in the sun and never gets to run around and do dog things.
fuck you dog owner that thinks an obedient dog is a broken one and obedience training is cruel.
fuck you little sorority girl who brings her dog over to shit on our condos lawn and doesnt pick it up.
fuck you dog owner that cant stay off the bike lane and whos dog is running around and causes 3 almost crashes a minute.
fuck you cat owner who lets their cat out to kill all the morning songbirds. fuck you pet owner that brings their pet into a restaurant because the sign on the door saying "no pets", cant possibly mean little mittens.

fuck all you pet owners that think only of themselves and and their fucking pets/masters.

when the fuck did this board become so sensitive? where the fuck did these patchouli stinking sunbeam moon goddesses and Ray from high fidelity, come from? why the fuck has this piece of shit thread lasted so fucking long?

i dont know if any of you fuckholes deserve this knowledge, but if you have a chance, try Rush Rivers BubbleJack IPA and Unforgiven Amber Ale.

Well Grimace, I for one would like to hear more about the sorority girl in your complex. I would like photographs.

[bob robertson]

Well Grimace, I for one would like to hear more about the sorority girl in your complex. I would like photographs.

naw, she lives down the street, walks her dog down the sidewalk and lets it shit wherever it wants. people enjoying themselves in their front yard have yelled at her for letting the mutt shit in their yard, with them right there, but she just walks away. i guess beauty does have its privilege.

shes sofa king hot that i think id lick the pink nickle for as long as shed let me, but i dont think having her salad tossed on a regular basis, would get her to stop shitting her dog on everyone elses lawn.

[ThirstyDrunk]

All right, O.k., I see the point here.
I've had my dog for eleven years now and we're more like roomates at this point. She knows what is expected of her and what isn't. She's been a damn good dog and friend to me and definitely knows her bounds.
Everyone in my building has dogs and it didn't take much of my "self appointed disciplinarianism" to let the other dogs know that they should not piss on the flowers I planted in my area of the yard, they should shit down by the woods, and rowdy barking is only done in the daytime when all the other dogs are in the yard (playtime). Unless of couse, there is a loud commotion in the building, then if one barks they all bark. It's a security system for our unique complex. I couldn't ask for a better situation.
I've lived here longer than anyone else, and my dominance over the pets has led the other tennants to an understanding of what is also expected of THEM. It has worked out very well, as they all now know not to fuck with me, my dog, my part of the yard, and since me and my dog could outdrink every one of them they don't say shit if we're both howling in the yard at 3 A.M.
Pets and owners can be taught. Pick an insightful way to teach them (I've never had to break out poison OR weaponry) and everyone can live peacefully.
...and if they don't learn start shooting at 'em.

[Saturn]

when the fuck did this board become so sensitive? where the fuck did these patchouli stinking sunbeam moon goddesses and Ray from high fidelity, come from?

Interesting questions.

[Saturn]

Saturn's a keeper. As much fun as the Black Plague, broken ribs and chronic IBS. He's brought nothing but joy into my internet life. Dante wrote about your future Mr. Saturn. Enjoy.

Am I as much fun as legs that don't work?