If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:42 am

Wow. What a piece of shit you are. Nobody give this cocksucker the attention he craves so madly.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:18 pm

OK, just 'cause I can't leave anything well enough alone.

Saturn: I talked to you like you talk to everyone else. Say whatever you want, but if you act like a douchbag, I'm going to call you on it. I never claimed to have said anything remarkable, at least not lately, so that's a pretty stupid hook to hang your hat on. You certainly seem to like an argument, though, so go ahead and pick yourself a topic, stake out a position, and post it in NBR. When I have some time to waste I'll be more than happy to debate you on any topic you choose. If you're half as intelligent as you seem to think you are you can make me look stupid to your heart's content - just don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

I see the shiner bock didn't have the effect I had hoped for. Maybe you should switch to bourbon; you might actually be able to respond without needing multiple posts.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:09 pm

straight to Bourbon from Shiner Bock? hmmm, I'd recommend maybe SJ or something, can't go from a VW to the Space Shuttle overnight.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:11 pm

TheBigCasino wrote:straight to Bourbon from Shiner Bock? hmmm, I'd recommend maybe SJ or something, can't go from a VW to the Space Shuttle overnight.

Fuck that, the wife did, then again, we're talkin' about Saturn here.

bob robertson · Post by **bob robertson** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:18 pm

bourbon couldnt hold scotch whiskeys jock strap

Saturn · Post by **Saturn** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:25 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:OK, just 'cause I can't leave anything well enough alone.

Saturn: I talked to you like you talk to everyone else. Say whatever you want, but if you act like a douchbag, I'm going to call you on it. I never claimed to have said anything remarkable, at least not lately, so that's a pretty stupid hook to hang your hat on. You certainly seem to like an argument, though, so go ahead and pick yourself a topic, stake out a position, and post it in NBR. When I have some time to waste I'll be more than happy to debate you on any topic you choose. If you're half as intelligent as you seem to think you are you can make me look stupid to your heart's content - just don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

I see the shiner bock didn't have the effect I had hoped for. Maybe you should switch to bourbon; you might actually be able to respond without needing multiple posts.

What do you mean the Shiner didn't have the effect you hoped for? I linked my retort to Grip's flame on two other forums and the general consensus is that it was funny as hell. An inappropriate lack of seriousness, that's what levity is smartguy.

I'm not into bourbon. Liquor flavored by a burned barrel? No thanks. Not to mention the alcohol goes into the barrel clear and gets colored by the junk in the barrel. Fuck that noise. I try not to consume dirt.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:11 pm

See, I told ya he wasn't ready for it.

Just out of curiosity, what do ya drink Saturn?

Grimbo, tell me you'll be in Chicago. You bring the Balvenie and I'll bring the Old Potrero, we'll have a battle over whose holding whose jockstraps or something like that - that came out wrong - you know what i mean dammit. You know, I'd put a good Irish Whiskey against Scotch's best, any day of the week. I'll have to bring some Laphroaige Cask Strength too.
We'll have lightweight Liz take pics, no single can of Coors Light can stop her, none.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:31 pm

Saturn wrote: What do you mean the Shiner didn't have the effect you hoped for?

Well, I was hoping you might lighten up a bit and not be such a douche, but I admit that was a lot to ask for.

Saturn wrote: I linked my retort to Grip's flame on two other forums and the general consensus is that it was funny as hell.

Congratulations.

Saturn wrote:An inappropriate lack of seriousness, that's what levity is.

LEVITY: lightness of mind, character, or behavior; lack of appropriate seriousness or earnestness.

Yeah, as in lighten up, douche. Your posts and your overall presence are overly serious, condescending, and more often than not obnoxious. When I told you to inject some levity into your life, that translates to "lighten up, Francis". Or douche, in this instance.

Saturn wrote:smartguy

Thank you, compliments are always appreciated.

Saturn wrote:I'm not into bourbon.

I'm not surprised. Lightweights usually aren't.

Saturn wrote: I try not to consume dirt.

Then why do you drink beer that's 4.4% ABV ? Christ, Miller Lite has more pop than that, and it's basically water. May as well drink Sharp's or O'Douls at that point.

Oh yeah, I'm still waiting for a debate thread in NBR. Like I said, pick a topic and a position and let's go.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:35 pm

TheBigCasino wrote:See, I told ya he wasn't ready for it.

Just out of curiosity, what do ya drink Saturn?

Grimbo, tell me you'll be in Chicago. You bring the Balvenie and I'll bring the Old Potrero, we'll have a battle over whose holding whose jockstraps or something like that - that came out wrong - you know what i mean dammit. You know, I'd put a good Irish Whiskey against Scotch's best, any day of the week. I'll have to bring some Laphroaige Cask Strength too.
We'll have lightweight Liz take pics, no single can of Coors Light can stop her, none.

Damnnit I hope I can make it to Chicago to drink with you fucks and Ill drink whatever you got.

But I do like Shiner Bock.

Sorry.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:51 pm

Screwball wrote:Damnnit I hope I can make it to Chicago to drink with you fucks and Ill drink whatever you got.

But I do like Shiner Bock.

Sorry.

No need to be sorry, if I make it to Chi I'll buy you a bourbon with a shiner back. Hell, I'll even buy Saturn the same if he shows up, I'm not one to hold a grudge, I even bought kegdrainer a drink in Denver at con II, and he and I have gotten into it on a number of occasions. I harbor no animosity. That's what being a good drunk is all about.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:09 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:
Screwball wrote:Damnnit I hope I can make it to Chicago to drink with you fucks and Ill drink whatever you got.

But I do like Shiner Bock.

Sorry.
No need to be sorry, if I make it to Chi I'll buy you a bourbon with a shiner back. Hell, I'll even buy Saturn the same if he shows up, I'm not one to hold a grudge, I even bought kegdrainer a drink in Denver at con II, and he and I have gotten into it on a number of occasions. I harbor no animosity. That's what being a good drunk is all about.

You are correct, Sir.
That's IS what being a Good Drunkard is all about.
Cheers!

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:42 pm

Hey Sgt. HSA, you got a record player?
P.M. me.

CRASHandBURN · Post by **CRASHandBURN** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:36 pm

If my timberwolf/malamute mix actually BARKS at someone at 12:05 am, it means they are in my house and he doesn't recognize their scent. at that point, THEY are getting shot, not the dog.

Howling is a different story, but he only does that when a fire truck or ambulance is already waking up the neighborhood.

He's a rescue-dog I found through an organization called Nor-Sled. Best damn dog I've ever had.

Anyhow, on the topic of Saturn, you know...I am gonna have to agree with Sarge here. Last road trip I took I was passing through Grip's neck of the woods. He called and let me know what bar he'd be at. We drank straight from 3 pm to 3 am (Last call there) with me. At one point I was using him as a battering ram to clear yuppies off the sidewalks when we were trying to get to another bar before last call. I think we were both screaming at them like pirates, too. THAT'S CLASS. THAT'S someone who's an asset to our community. I've yet to see anything even remotely similar from Saturn. Generally when I've seen him show up in a thread it's to say something fucked up or insulting, rather than contribute.

bob robertson · Post by **bob robertson** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:42 am

TheBigCasino wrote:Grimbo, tell me you'll be in Chicago. You bring the Balvenie and I'll bring the Old Potrero, we'll have a battle over whose holding whose jockstraps or something like that - that came out wrong - you know what i mean dammit. You know, I'd put a good Irish Whiskey against Scotch's best, any day of the week. I'll have to bring some Laphroaige Cask Strength too.
We'll have lightweight Liz take pics, no single can of Coors Light can stop her, none.

yeah, i might be in chicago. i cant gurantee it, but well see. the only problem i see with your challenge, is that i drink like a 12 year old girl. other than being robust, the cards are stacked against me as far as mass consumption goes. drinking me under the table would offer no challenge for you, nor any of the other truly hard drinkers, on this forum, you can ask plumber about that one...and dipso...and frank...and mjm...etc

while my inability to drink competitively exists, nonetheless, ill still bring some 550 cord with my c+ game and well see whos jockstrap gets carried by whom. i tend to agree with you about the semantics and maybe i should have said that bourbon couldnt lace up scotchs boots, or something like that.

promise me there will be no pictures of mushroom stamps, gonzos, tebags or anything else that might normally befall a passed out polemicist.

my good man, this is between bourbon and scotch whiskey, well have to save the irish whisky/scotch whiskey debate, for another day. i stated earlier that while i drink bourbon, i prefer scotch and some friends of mine drink scotch, but prefer bourbon. ive noticed this is a trend and a guy will undoubtedly drink both, possibly both in mass quantities, but his heart will always remain true and hell request one, over the other, if he gets his druthers. i used to only drink makers mark, but i discovered my taste for a good single malt...and a good blend...and never looked back.

grimace308

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:32 am

then we'll just drink, the Bourbon, the Scotch and Irish Whiskey. I don't think shiner will be on the menu though, 4.4? Is that even real? What?