Attn: Schmernie, Liz and all the MDM babes - Dating Advice

[Stonesfan]

Need your help. Have a hot date Thurs with a "10" who drinks moderately

I know a great place to take her for a first date but the issue is I know
the female bartender and have known her for years and we are friends

Better to avoid a place where you know the bartender or good idea because the bartender can say what a fantastic, caring man you are and how you never get smashed and always behave yourself unlike most men

Thoughts?

And yes, guys pipe in with your experience with this issue

You never get a chance to make a good first impression so this is crucial

Crucial I tell ya

[****]

take her there on the second date. it's best to do the first somewhere that nobody knows either one of you. that way if it doesn't go well, she won't know where you hang your hat, and she won't be able to trap you there. and if it does go well, then on the second date you can take her to your bar. this will make her feel like you are slowly allowing her into your inner realm, a good sign of a confident man.
good luck.

oh, and if she orders an appletini as her first drink, run.

[Fast Cast]

take her there on the second date. it's best to do the first somewhere that nobody knows either one of you. that way if it doesn't go well, she won't know where you hang your hat, and she won't be able to trap you there. and if it does go well, then on the second date you can take her to your bar. this will make her feel like you are slowly allowing her into your inner realm, a good sign of a confident man.
good luck.

oh, and if she orders an appletini as her first drink, run.

Please immediately change your screen name to nic the sage.

Or Uncle Ben, because like the rice your advice is perfect every time.

[JohnnyT]

nic knows a lot of stuff for someone so young.

[Crystal]

I don't think anything else needs to be said here.

[****]

nic knows a lot of stuff for someone so young.

i'm not that young. i'm just drawn that way.

[JohnnyT]

nic knows a lot of stuff for someone so young.

i'm not that young. i'm just drawn that way.

from my perspective, you're a young'un.

[****]

nic knows a lot of stuff for someone so young.

i'm not that young. i'm just drawn that way.

from my perspective, you're a young'un.

well, i suppose i'll take it, then.
15 years of school, time spent in the us army between skirmishes (aka the clinton years,) 2 kids, 2 marriages, 1 divorce, 1 kangaroo costume and 198340928498335.67 drinks (that last one was the one he wouldn't finish,) and i'm still called young.
last week, my eight year old asked me why i don't have any wrinkles: "all the other mommies do." mwahahahaha!!!
i suppose i'll take it.

[Stonesfan]

take her there on the second date. it's best to do the first somewhere that nobody knows either one of you. that way if it doesn't go well, she won't know where you hang your hat, and she won't be able to trap you there. and if it does go well, then on the second date you can take her to your bar. this will make her feel like you are slowly allowing her into your inner realm, a good sign of a confident man.
good luck.

oh, and if she orders an appletini as her first drink, run.

Perfect. Thanks for the advice

Wise beyond your years

BTW she told me the last guy she went out with ordered a Chocolate Martini on their date and last date. She said it was all she could do to get up and leave

[****]

take her there on the second date. it's best to do the first somewhere that nobody knows either one of you. that way if it doesn't go well, she won't know where you hang your hat, and she won't be able to trap you there. and if it does go well, then on the second date you can take her to your bar. this will make her feel like you are slowly allowing her into your inner realm, a good sign of a confident man.
good luck.

oh, and if she orders an appletini as her first drink, run.

Perfect. Thanks for the advice

Wise beyond your years

BTW she told me the last guy she went out with ordered a Chocolate Martini on their date and last date. She said it was all she could do to get up and leave

excellent.

let us know how it goes.

[Mrs Glenfiddich]

BTW she told me the last guy she went out with ordered a Chocolate Martini on their date and last date. She said it was all she could do to get up and leave

Sounds like she has potential...

[Stonesfan]

BTW she told me the last guy she went out with ordered a Chocolate Martini on their date and last date. She said it was all she could do to get up and leave

Sounds like she has potential...

Potential ain't the word. How I pulled this one out of my ass I will never know

The only problem I can see is I find it hard to respect a woman that will
go out with me

I will screw it up somehow, just trying to get past the first date succesfully

[****]

Potential ain't the word. How I pulled this one out of my ass I will never know

The only problem I can see is I find it hard to respect a woman that will
go out with me

I will screw it up somehow, just trying to get past the first date succesfully

don't talk about past relationships, and speak when spoken to. get tipsy together (first date tipsy) then you can both relax and begin to converse more openly. that leads to making out.

[Stonesfan]

Potential ain't the word. How I pulled this one out of my ass I will never know

The only problem I can see is I find it hard to respect a woman that will
go out with me

I will screw it up somehow, just trying to get past the first date succesfully

don't talk about past relationships, and speak when spoken to. get tipsy together (first date tipsy) then you can both relax and begin to converse more openly. that leads to making out.

Got it.

One last thing. Flowers?

Yes? No?

[JohnnyT]

Need your help. Have a hot date Thurs with a "10"

I've never fucked a 10. But I've fucked 5 two's. -George Carlin


edit: flowers? no