I have a confession

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:48 pm

I've kept this to myself for a couple of weeks now but I feel like I need to get it off my chest.

I was at this party.

It was very late at night and I was really drunk but I walked by the kitchen of the house and I saw a group of 5 or so people doing shots.

Of Mad Dog 20/20.

The purple kind.

I was hammered so I thought maybe I was hallucinating or something was fucking with my vision so I got closer.

Yes, it was Mad Dog 20/20.

The purple kind.

They were doing shots of it.

I'm so disgusted right now I need a shot of zinfandel.

Make it a double.

Drunk Skunk · Post by **Drunk Skunk** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:53 pm

Ooops.

Drunk Skunk · Post by **Drunk Skunk** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:54 pm

Were they 14 years old?

Bigfoot · Post by **Bigfoot** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:55 pm

I thought you died. Good to know you were just ashamed because you had been around a bunch of pussies.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:56 pm

20-somethings

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:59 pm

With Zima chasers?

hoverdog · Post by **hoverdog** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:00 pm

I wonder what lead them to that terrible moment.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:01 pm

Gore-no-more wrote:With Zima chasers?

Diabetic Daredevil · Post by **Diabetic Daredevil** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:25 pm

That is fucking embarrassing. I feel sorry for them. I had a buddy who used to drink that blue MD shit. They discontinued the flavor so he went around and bought like 10 cases of the shit. About 2 months worth for him. He still has some, it has been like 8 years!!! He treats the shit like single malt scotch. all I can say is WTF?!?!?!!

Bigfoot · Post by **Bigfoot** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:34 pm

So, what did you say to these assholes when you realized what was going on?

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:36 pm

Diabetic Daredevil wrote:That is fucking embarrassing. I feel sorry for them. I had a buddy who used to drink that blue MD shit. They discontinued the flavor so he went around and bought like 10 cases of the shit. About 2 months worth for him. He still has some, it has been like 8 years!!! He treats the shit like single malt scotch. all I can say is WTF?!?!?!!

What the fuck does this have to do with what the fuck I was talking about?

They weren't treating it like single malt. They were doing shots of it.

You suck pretty bad at replying to threads.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:38 pm

Bigfoot wrote:So, what did you say to these assholes when you realized what was going on?

I just got more drunk than before.

***** · Post by ***** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:48 pm

Bigfoot · Post by **Bigfoot** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:51 pm

liquor&poker wrote: I just got more drunk than before.

You should have invited to try a shot of WT101... It might have changed their lives.

***** · Post by ***** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:05 pm

Bigfoot wrote:
liquor&poker wrote: I just got more drunk than before.
You should have invited to try a shot of WT101... It might have changed their lives.

The only thing L&P knows about being a missionary is...well, y'know.