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sqzn1off started ranger school yesterday.
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I'm drinking white box wine with dinner right now, but when I get into the bourbon, the first one will be on him.
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I don't know who sqzn is, but I will drink.
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i'm drinkin!
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I'm ducking, and drinking.
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Grace O'Malley wrote:I don't know who sqzn is, but I will drink.
He's pretty tops.

I'm dedicating the last of the spiced rum to him. Cheers!
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grimace308 wrote:sqzn1off started ranger school yesterday.
Fuck yes! I'll tip ten. Hope he's prepared to lose some weight. I lost 30 lbs, as the following link demonstrates. Of course, this was in '83, back when it was hard.

https://www-benning.army.mil/rtb/ranger/photo/12-83.jpg

See if you can spot me: I'm one of two guys smiling and I don't wear glasses.
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army rangers are the cream of the crop. though i have no idea this man is, i wish him the best of luck. my uncle was with the 75th rangers in nam, and from the stories ive heard about him, he was amongst the best of the best.
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Modern Drunkard wrote:
grimace308 wrote:sqzn1off started ranger school yesterday.
Fuck yes! I'll tip ten. Hope he's prepared to lose some weight. I lost 30 lbs, as the following link demonstrates. Of course, this was in '83, back when it was hard.

https://www-benning.army.mil/rtb/ranger/photo/12-83.jpg

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I wanna be an airborn ranger
I wanna live a life of danger
Put me down in the ol' drop zone
Box me up and carry me home.

My dad was a drill sargeant for the 101. Now that I'm into the bourbon I can toast appropriately.
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oops down the memory hole.
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One has been tipped. Thanks for givin me a reason!
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Aww, shit. I wanted to see our fearless leader in the service of his country. Too bad the damn link said I couldn't look.
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like you would have to ask bro. of course i will drink i am not why not keep it going
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