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I lift my glass...

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As a new member, I lift my glass to all of you! My glass is filled with bourbon whiskey and there's a dog in my lap trying to sneak a sip. I would like to offer everyone a glass of my finest Kentucky Bourbon.
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Sounds good to me. Thanks and I'll have a Tanq martini chaser.
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Yes, bourbon, please.
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Ill tell you when...
You look like I need a drink.
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Post by Grace O'Malley »

Welcome, and I'll have a family-size G&T. It IS summer.
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Kettle one and tonic for me....thanks:)
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Hey man! It's Wild Turkey all the way!

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Post by steved2112 »

Sipping Beam Black here. From the 1.75 leftover from the wedding. I am the world's smartest wedding booze buyer. Cheers! [raises glass]
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Cheers and welcome.
I'll have one of whatever you and the dog are havin'.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Just gimme 3 of what everybody else is having. Thanx and welcome.
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steved2112 wrote:Sipping Beam Black here. From the 1.75 leftover from the wedding. I am the world's smartest wedding booze buyer. Cheers! [raises glass]
We had a couple fifths of ouzo from our wedding and a bottle of Sabra as a gift.
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Post by BourbonDrinker »

Today I went to the optometrist and my eyes were dilated this afternoon---leaving my vision extremely blurry and my eyes hard to focus. Came home and had a nice glass of some Sazerac Rye Whiskey. Between the optometrist and the whiskey I've been seeing sideways all night!
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BourbonDrinker wrote:Today I went to the optometrist and my eyes were dilated this afternoon---leaving my vision extremely blurry and my eyes hard to focus. Came home and had a nice glass of some Sazerac Rye Whiskey. Between the optometrist and the whiskey I've been seeing sideways all night!
Thats how I see all the time...

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welcome!

I'll have one of what you're having and a high life in a can for good measure...don't forget the CRAZY STRAW!!!!!!!!1111
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ampersand wrote:welcome!

I'll have one of what you're having and a high life in a can for good measure...don't forget the CRAZY STRAW!!!!!!!!1111
Damn, you do go through the straws...
Amp I always picture you with a batman like utility belt, complete with a box of crazy straws, a bag of confetti, a flask of Sailor Jerry, two cans of silly string, pocketsfull of balloon animal balloons, ...
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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