Best drink to drown a break-up?

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:08 pm

ampersand wrote:gin makes me forget

everything

I'll bring some when I get your place!

Enophile · Post by **Enophile** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:24 pm

Sorry to inform you, but the best drink for getting over a relationship is a big healthy serving of fresh Tang.

Pardon my French.

If you can't get your hands on fresh at the moment, try...

1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Triple sec
1 Splash Grenadine
6 oz. Orange juice
1 Splash Sour mix
1 oz. 151 proof rum

Serve three of this to a friendly lass, and maybe it'll turn into Tang.

Best wishes.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:19 pm

Bourbon and Belles, be they Blonde or Brunette

make sure it's WT101

Two Martini Breakfast · Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:41 pm

TheBigCasino wrote:Bourbon and Belles, be they Blonde or Brunette

make sure it's WT101

I prerfer all involved red above and below, thank you.

Cliffie S. Bockerson · Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:47 pm

in the case of a break-up, I don't think it matters so much what you drink, as long as you drink enough of it.

What matters is what you're listening to. There is only one man to listen to.

George Jones.

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:30 am

Now how can you go wrong with tequila? A good 140 proof imported bottle of Cuervo will numb any pain.

***** · Post by ***** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:02 pm

I took a 2 year Bourbon tour in efforts to drink the ex-wife out of my subconcious. Although I wouldn't call it a cure, it certainly worked.

That, and having wake-the-neighbors sex with a new gal. This also cures the inevitable hangovers; great success!

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:05 pm

Unicum, and lots of it.

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:06 pm

I'd second that statement. The best cure for a break-up is finding a new partner. The quicker the better.

Bluespook · Post by **Bluespook** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:53 pm

Drink what hurts you the most. If it's wine go that route, gin, go that route. Nothing makes your heart feel better than making your head hurt. Stay with me now, here is the logical part. If you are focused on your brain not deciding to secede away from your head and starting a support group for battered brains, well then you aren't thinking about her. And besides, if you are at rock bottom and know it, there isn't anywhere to go but up, right?

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:25 pm

you need to find a,
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina
its hard to rhyme a
word like vagina
calvin klien kinda
north carolina!

Two Martini Breakfast · Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:30 pm

I'm sorry you're feeling blue
There's nothing that I can do
Had you a vagina
I'd give you fine china
Or maybe a tennis shoe.

gremlin · Post by **gremlin** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:50 pm

you definatly need to post a pic of her (preferably nude), and then i can tell you what to drink.

if no pic, then you must drink 2 bottles of mad dog 20/20. that will make you forget everything.

but i think we all vote for the pic. send her a link to here, hopefully it'll piss her off and you'll feel better. ok, we'll fel better.

southernbacchus · Post by **southernbacchus** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:35 pm

ruiner wrote:you need to find a,
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina
its hard to rhyme a
word like vagina
calvin klien kinda
north carolina!

Did you ever find a girl that could play harmonica on her pussy?

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:38 pm

Not posting any pictures... not that much of an ass, and i still have feelings for her. thats why it hurts so much. last night i ended up shedding a tear in my beer and having a sleepless night. tonight though i am drinking the other half of the bottle of Seagrams 7 i bought for her and then systematically working my way through my remaining liquor collection. I better make it to the office tomorrow. if not i deserve a day off. i do appreciate the advice