I'll bring some when I get your place!ampersand wrote:gin makes me forget
everything
Best drink to drown a break-up?
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Sorry to inform you, but the best drink for getting over a relationship is a big healthy serving of fresh Tang.
Pardon my French.
If you can't get your hands on fresh at the moment, try...
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Triple sec
1 Splash Grenadine
6 oz. Orange juice
1 Splash Sour mix
1 oz. 151 proof rum
Serve three of this to a friendly lass, and maybe it'll turn into Tang.
Best wishes.
Pardon my French.
If you can't get your hands on fresh at the moment, try...
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Triple sec
1 Splash Grenadine
6 oz. Orange juice
1 Splash Sour mix
1 oz. 151 proof rum
Serve three of this to a friendly lass, and maybe it'll turn into Tang.
Best wishes.
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Drink what hurts you the most. If it's wine go that route, gin, go that route. Nothing makes your heart feel better than making your head hurt. Stay with me now, here is the logical part. If you are focused on your brain not deciding to secede away from your head and starting a support group for battered brains, well then you aren't thinking about her. And besides, if you are at rock bottom and know it, there isn't anywhere to go but up, right?
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you definatly need to post a pic of her (preferably nude), and then i can tell you what to drink.
if no pic, then you must drink 2 bottles of mad dog 20/20. that will make you forget everything.
but i think we all vote for the pic. send her a link to here, hopefully it'll piss her off and you'll feel better. ok, we'll fel better.
if no pic, then you must drink 2 bottles of mad dog 20/20. that will make you forget everything.
but i think we all vote for the pic. send her a link to here, hopefully it'll piss her off and you'll feel better. ok, we'll fel better.
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Did you ever find a girl that could play harmonica on her pussy?ruiner wrote:you need to find a,
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina
its hard to rhyme a
word like vagina
calvin klien kinda
north carolina!
"Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies;
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today." ~ Edgar Allan Poe
me > you
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today." ~ Edgar Allan Poe
me > you
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Not posting any pictures... not that much of an ass, and i still have feelings for her. thats why it hurts so much. last night i ended up shedding a tear in my beer and having a sleepless night. tonight though i am drinking the other half of the bottle of Seagrams 7 i bought for her and then systematically working my way through my remaining liquor collection. I better make it to the office tomorrow. if not i deserve a day off. i do appreciate the advice
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