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In the Caribbean, these monkeys fight the good fight by stealing overpaying tourists' drinks. There are some teetotallers amongst the little fellers, but at least they're not doing their damnedest to stop everyone's good time.
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Hmm, the link doesn't seem to be working, let's try this: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/64616/detail/
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They must have gotten together with Palinkas penguins. watch out.
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I have been telling tales of these critters for years!

http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... sc&start=0

http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... ight=kitts
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But these drunk monkeys have Animal Planet's impeccable seal of approval.
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Given the chance, they would kill you, just sayinh...
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They're not so different from us. Sure, they'd kill us. But if we offer them a drink, they'd share with us a drink, THEN kill us.
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These monkeys should get their own reality show.
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Post by Two Martini Breakfast »

If a bunch of meerkats can have their own show, drinking monkeys should get one too, damnit!
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Post by ivan »

I have an 8-year-old daughter, so I've seen the meerkats.

I'd rather watch the drinking monkeys, in HD. Besides, easiest TV drinking game, ever- a monkey drinks, you drink.

This might just work. Oggar, I salute you.
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Post by Two Martini Breakfast »

That meerkat manor is always a great hangover program. Sippin blodies, learnin. O yeah.
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Post by Judge »

....and then the monkees become sluggish after pilfering the booze of pretty girls:
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Proverbs 31:6&7

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Post by Smatter Noguts »

Peter Tork was gay.
Mike Nesbitt is a whiteout bazzinliare.
I hate them all.
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Smatter Noguts wrote:Peter Tork was gay.
Mike Nesbitt is a whiteout bazzinliare.
I hate them all.
Why would you say that??
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Yeah but Ami Dolenz is hot
http://imdb.com/name/nm0000371/bio
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